How The Devil Did You Get A Picture Of Me?

How the devil did you get a picture of me?

And why did "jingle bell rock" play three times in less then three hours while I was doing research this morning?

Has the whole world lost their minds?

"At least Christmas music was largely avoidable in the clink."

He is not vibrating with excitement for December.

Happy Holidays everyone!!!

Are you excited? I certainly am! I'm headed to my Nana's for Christmas, and after some begging, pleading and compromising, both Simon and that little yellow lawyer are coming with me!!

Im quite excited for it, and can't wait to see who else will be there!

Do you all have any holiday traditions?

In Justice We Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright

Good Afternoon Readers!!

This is Detective Bobby Fulbright here, making an important announcement for all of our American Readers!

Please don't forget, Tax day is TODAY!

If you visit the IRS website, you may be eligible to use a free tax program depending on your income. And if you live in any of the following states,

AR, AZ, DC, GA, IA, ID, IN, KY, MA, MI, MN, MO, MS, MT, NC, ND, NY, OR, RI, SC, VA, VT and WV,

That may also make you eligible to file state taxes using the same program! (So long as it's not TurboTax)

Please make sure your taxes are done! So long as it's in by midnight, you should be good!

Thank you!

In Justice We Trust!

-Bobby Fulbright

The Devil is this?

Why is Athena laughing so hard?

Is this a threat? A warning?? What is the meaning of this??

-Simon Blackquill

bobby what would u do if u met your clone?

Anonymous reader.

This question is not going to reach Fulbright. While he has not met a true clone of himself, he has met the closest thing currently possible, which is to say, another man wearing his face and his voice.

The results were traumatic. He was held captive for an unclear amount of time. Unclear because by the time he was freed, his sense of time was so completely shot he could not tell us exactly when he had been replaced. There is a theorized timeline of events, but we may never be certain.

As such, another person may be better suited to your query, even if it is a simple "what if".

Completely Calm

-Simon Blackquill

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