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Things I Wish Were In Stardew Valley (Might Update Later)

1. More dialogue. Specifically for certain triggers, like say, you just came home after being out of the farm area with low energy and/or health and your roommate/partner exclaims how beaten and battered that the farmer looks and that they should rest. Or when you're wearing an article of clothing made out of something that they love, the villager could comment on your look.

2. An option to change your pronouns to be outside of just she/her and he/him. Like, I don't personally need this feature, but it would still be nice to have for inclusive purposes.

3. The ability to customise a sprite for your farmer for when you can choose what they say, or when that text after events come up talking about how much fun that they had.

4. The ability to gift people clothes. They would then wear it the next day, or depending on what it was that they were gifted, certain seasons because WHO WEARS A DRESS, SKIRT, OR SHORTS IN THE WINTER-??

5. The ability to dye your hair, or parts of it, without having to spend five hundred gold on the statue in Wizard's basement.

6. Wearing feminine clothes as a male character won't give you tits, and wearing masculine clothes as a female character won't flatten your tits.

7. More pants. For example, ripped jeans, sweat shorts, and capris.

8. Full-body outfits, like onezies, costumes, and capes/clokes, instead of having to make both pieces of the outfit and hope that it looks good. Or, just the ability to make two parts of an outfit combine into one full piece so that you can find them both easier.

9. The ability to get Kent and Shane into therapy and have it affect their schedules so that it genuinely feels like they're getting the help that they need.

10. When you catch Lewis at a good time in the Saloon, he'll tell you stories about Grandpa, and Willy will tell you stories about his time on the sea, or of other sailors and pirates and such.

11. Anniversary dates are saved in the calender.

Pretty sure it's Jojo Cola.

In a cut scene after you marry him, you find him playing the arcade machines in the saloon, and he tells you that it's the cola and not beer.

Society trying to get me to see the errors of my ways: This your man? 🤨

Me: That my man 🥴💘

Drew him last year, but it was so awful that I'm not even going to showing you what that one looks like.

12. More than one cat/dog that you can have per game without the use of mods. Perhaps an adoption center you can go to, plus a vet maybe just for fun-sies.

13. On top of that, you could also adopt animals that isn't just a cat or a dog, or a farm animal, such as a rabbit, hamster, bird, e.c.t., that all come with their own perks. For example, they could bring back a random item like a foraged item or artifact or something each day.

14. Animal clothes that isn't just a hat. Like boots or sweaters and stuff.

15. The ability to actually play with your pets or the children, whether they be your own kids, someone else's, or Vincent and Jas.

16. More cutscenes. Perhaps it could be of some of the villagers teaching the farmer things, like Willy and the farmer could have a fishing trip, or Linus could teach the farmer about surviving in nature. There could also be cutscenes in the form of dreams where it's about Grandpa and what his life was like on the farm. 17. More lore, especially about the Elemental Wars and whatever war Kent went off to fight in, and the Juminos and what's up with them.

Things I Wish Were In Stardew Valley (Might Update Later)

1. More dialogue. Specifically for certain triggers, like say, you just came home after being out of the farm area with low energy and/or health and your roommate/partner exclaims how beaten and battered that the farmer looks and that they should rest. Or when you're wearing an article of clothing made out of something that they love, the villager could comment on your look.

2. An option to change your pronouns to be outside of just she/her and he/him. Like, I don't personally need this feature, but it would still be nice to have for inclusive purposes.

3. The ability to customise a sprite for your farmer for when you can choose what they say, or when that text after events come up talking about how much fun that they had.

4. The ability to gift people clothes. They would then wear it the next day, or depending on what it was that they were gifted, certain seasons because WHO WEARS A DRESS, SKIRT, OR SHORTS IN THE WINTER-??

5. The ability to dye your hair, or parts of it, without having to spend five hundred gold on the statue in Wizard's basement.

6. Wearing feminine clothes as a male character won't give you tits, and wearing masculine clothes as a female character won't flatten your tits.

7. More pants. For example, ripped jeans, sweat shorts, and capris.

8. Full-body outfits, like onezies, costumes, and capes/clokes, instead of having to make both pieces of the outfit and hope that it looks good. Or, just the ability to make two parts of an outfit combine into one full piece so that you can find them both easier.

9. The ability to get Kent and Shane into therapy and have it affect their schedules so that it genuinely feels like they're getting the help that they need.

10. When you catch Lewis at a good time in the Saloon, he'll tell you stories about Grandpa, and Willy will tell you stories about his time on the sea, or of other sailors and pirates and such.

11. Anniversary dates are saved in the calender.

I follow Five Minute Crafts on Facebook just for the laughs, yk? But I get a lot of their videos in my feed, and I've came to the realization that they have the weird habit of cutting off women's shirts when they could easily just like, oh, idk, remove them??