If You Knew Me Between The Years 2012-2016, Let Me Reintroduce Myself

‪if you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself‬

"And never again, and never again

They gave us two shots to the back of the head

And we're all dead, now"

Cold. Hard. Excruciating.

As though the day would never come that Luke Marquis would ever hold a gun to save his damn life.

However, what if it becomes an ally?...

Death Note Fandom, 2009:

- Creepy straight chicks obsessed with yaoi

- Thousands of fans

- Constant infighting about which characters and ships were better

- “L did nothing wrong uwu!!!!!!!”

 - Really, REALLY weird fanart

- DeviantArt™

- Everyone thinking BB and L were hot

- Hatred for Rem, Misa, and Near

- Naming characters after animals

- x D rawr used unironically

- mostly comprised of scene emo 12 year olds

- Is basically the L fandom

- Unironic OwOs

- Did these people even watch the show???

Death Note Fandom, 2019:

- Literally 10 people left in the fandom

- Everyone is either gay, autistic, or both 

- Everyone hates all the characters but also loves them

- Constant roasting of L and Light

- People now WORSHIP Rem and Near

- Everyone ships Lawlight and Remisa

- Less genuine love for the show and more campy nostalgia

- Dies for a few months, and then some new meme format or obscure trivia comes out and we rise from our graves to embrace the short spring in our barren, arctic fandom

- What the Homestuck fandom would be like if it wasn’t on acid

- Memes. Literally all memes. 

- People are??? Nice??! To??? Other fans!??!

- “ beyond birthday is trash and is a rat who eats jam out of a trash can but you know what his personality is well actually also terrible" 

- TwO g uYS Chi Lli N g in a tASK foRce HANdcuFfed 5 fe Et apA r T -  

- We’re all dead inside let’s be honest

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

BB was just… So “early 2000′s DeviantART”  it’s not even funny.