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Random X-Men Headcanons

random X-Men headcanons

erik can cook very well

he learned it while travelling to other countries, using it as a sort of coping mechanism, to take his mind of off things for a short while

logan can't cook for shit. he couldn't make a decent meal if his life depended on it. man forgets to eat for days on end sometimes and is only reminded by someone else asking if he's hungry or when he ate last

charles will try to survive on coffee while staying up late (very late) while doing research or working on his thesis etc.

erik has to literally drag him away from his desk

peter once chugged a pot of coffee and immediately went to sleep for a whole day

erik had to patch himself up so many times that he can provide the best first aid you could get from a civilian/non-doctor or nurse

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1 year ago

to gather some motivation :D please ask away!

everything you need to know about who/what I write for ^^

Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

hc + 🀝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

hc + πŸ‘ͺ for a family-themed headcanon

hc + 🧑 for a friendship-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’Œ for a romance-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’• for a loved-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’” for a headcanon about a sad experience

hc + πŸ€₯ for a lie-themed headcanon

hc + 😢 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep

hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

hc + πŸŒ‡ for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

hc + 🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon

hc + 🏠 for a home-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ˜ƒ for a happiness-themed headcanon

hc + 😨 for a fear-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ€• for a pain-themed headcanon

hc + πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ for a habit-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ‘ for a headcanon about things they like

hc + πŸ‘Ž for a headcanon about things they dislike

hc + πŸ’ͺ for a sport-themed headcanon

hc + 😑 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

hc + πŸ‘» for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

hc + πŸ₯£ for a food-themed headcanon

hc + β˜• for a drink-themed headcanon

hc + 🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon

hc + 🌸 for a plant-themed headcanon

hc + πŸŒ„ for an outdoor-themed headcanon

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ—‘ for a weapon-themed headcanon

hc + 🎑 for a hobby-themed headcanon

hc + πŸš— for a transportation-themed headcanon

hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

hc + 🌘 for a night-themed headcanon

hc + 🌞 for a day-themed headcanon

hc + πŸͺ for a universe-themed headcanon

hc + πŸŒ‚ for a weather-themed headcanon

hc + β›„ for a season-themed headcanon

hc + πŸŽ‰ for a celebration-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ† for a goal-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’― for an achievement-themed headcanon

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon

hc + βœ‚οΈ for a hair-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ‘— for a clothes-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’ for a jewelry-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’„ for a makeup-themed headcanon

hc + πŸŽ“ for an education-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ“Ώ for a faith-themed headcanon

hc + 🎡 for a music-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ“± for a media-themed headcanon

hc + πŸŽ₯ for a film/tv-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ“” for a reading-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’° for a money-themed

hc + πŸ’Ό for a job-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ’‰ for a medical-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ›’ for a shopping-themed headcanon

hc + πŸ”ž for a nsfw-headcanon

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice


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2 years ago

Hi,

It’s your friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an β€œending,” and some people even talking aboutΒ β€œblanket permissions,” let me just say this:

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.

That is my anti-permission.

Thank you for your attention.


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1 year ago

mabel and dipper's life after getting back home (random headcanons)

mabel forces dipper into improving his hygiene because she doesn't want him to be bullied in school for it

the twins make sure they get into the same classes/courses every year because they can't bear to spend that time apart

dipper spends his time in class writing a journal of his own, but passes every class with the highest grade anyway (and ford is very proud of him)

mabel spends classes doodling and struggles sometimes, but dipper is always there to help her out with anything she doesn't understand

both dipper's writing and mabel's drawings are mainly their summer adventures at first

after that dipper indulges in findings and theories of their own

both twins develop insomnia after weirdmageddon and sneak out quite frequently

they don't necessarily do anything they are forbidden from, sometimes they just go and sit somewhere like they did on the roof of the shack

it's not long after they get back from gravity falls that their parents announce they're getting a divorce and actually spend the summertime living separately

dipper regularly turns his wall into a huge 'clue board', with the red string and all (he uses every occasion to do that, even if it's not a mystery or even necessary at all)

both fill their room with lots of trinkets; mabel starts collecting figurines, keychains and buttons (and keeps collecting stickers), dipper collects enamel pins

both acquired a set of certain skills from their time in gravity falls, that come in quite handy sometimes not to say they sneak and break into some places frequently, but... ya'know

mabel starts gambling with other students and nobody knows how and when she got so good at it. she never uses her powers for evil but she will play robin hood (the money of bullies will end up in the hands of poorer kids with no lunch money)

anytime someone mentions unicorns or how mabel used to love them, she will wrinkle her nose and refuses to talk about them

dipper will often have moments where he thinks he sees someone from gravity falls and almost calls out for them, when he realises that it is someone else. it gets particularly bad when an older ginger student starts at their school

he also sometimes thinks he hears bill and gets a little paranoid, the only one who can help him not spiralling into a panic attack on a bad day is mabel

mabel refuses to do arts and crafts with triangles fro a while, until she decides bill won't ruin her favourite activities and the spite helps her not being too paranoid about it

-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

a/n: i could go on for a while longer, but i think i'll stop here and put more into another post; also i need to articulate them better than i am capable rn so stay tuned if you want to see more of these as well as for other characters and gf in general :D (i already have more on the way)


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1 year ago

Peter Maximoff - love language headcanons

πŸ’• fluff

quality time

he loves listening to his favourite music with you and rambling on and on about his latest hyperfixation

going to the arcade or the movies

just hanging out eating junk food

that kinda stuff

even though his primary love language might not be physical touch, he definitely enjoys it

meaning he speeds next to you and puts his arm around you while walking together or presses a quick kiss to your cheek

he will also bring you snacks and just little knick-knacks and stuff he "found" that made him think of you


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2 years ago

Erik Lehnsherr - love language headcanons

πŸ’• fluff

showing his love: quality time and gift giving

he enjoys cooking together or playing chess, even just being in the same room together

he makes little trinkets and sometimes even jewellery out of metal

to an outsider it might seem like he doesn't care much or that he's inattentive, but he listens

he makes sure you never run out of your favourite tea, snacks, alcohol etc. and whatever else you mention, will magically appear sooner or later in your room

he is the type of person to come home with an absurd amount of whatever you mentioned liking the day before

also, that man is touch starved as fuck

so while he might not actively reach out to you, in the beginning at least, he does enjoy receiving physical affection

meaning, the way he feels loved/likes to receive love is physical touch

i guarantee you this man will melt when you run your fingers through his hair or snuggle up against him

when you two fall asleep together he will hold you close in his arms so that he knows you're safe

he absolutely adores it when you two stand close together and you reach your hand out to cup his cheek, letting him lean into it

whenever sitting besides each other he will put his arm up behind you on the backrest

he would never admit it but he definitely is a little bit disappointed if you don't lean into him when he does it


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