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Ford With An S/o Who's Always Cold

ford with an s/o who's always cold

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that man is a a living radiator and you can't convince me otherwise

his body is literally always soo warm, no matter the circumstances

(he himself doesn't seem to notice and/or, as he will still wear a sweater in the middle of the goddamn summer heat)

what i'm trying to say: he's basically perfect for you

your hands are like icicles again, hurt from their own coldness and don't seem to warm up? he will kiss your knuckles, take your hands between his and caress them softly

even the warmest, fuzziest socks and blankets don't seem to hold the warmth in? time for a cuddle session! (optionally in front of a fireplace)

he will keep an eye out for subtle signs that you get cold again and prevent/counter it as soon as possible

always keeps a spare sweater around for you, same with a pair of gloves for you in his coat

will notice when you get cold, take his sweater off, leave it in your line of sight and excuse himself for a moment (to give you the opportunity to steal it and make yourself feel sneaky)

will then continue to put on the spare sweater and admire you in his clothes

his favourite sight in the world is you in his clothes, he just can't help it

loves when you come around, looking for cuddles to warm up

pulls you into his lap, drapes a large blanket around the two of you, holds you close and continues to do whatever he was doing before (maybe starts reading to you out loud, if you found him with a nose in a book)

tries to figure out how to make harmless self-heating clothing himself

brings home a little gift for you after an anomaly hunt: a rock/crystal that's always warm and glows ever so slightly

you always keep it in your pocket, not only to have something to warm your hands with, but also to remind you of ford

-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

a/n: requested by a returning anon, even tho i haven't even posted the first one yet, thank you so much for your trust 😭 edit: small addition

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-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

a/n: i'm sorry dear anon if you wanted something more steamy (pun intended), i'm just still having a hard time writing smut, i hope this is okay >.< requested here


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8 months ago

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8 months ago

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also: once mabel found out about it, she insisted to help design them, because "you have no sense of style, grunkle ford" and "they need to be more colourful!"

this is the post they're talking about


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