uarmyhusband - You are the standard for Happiness ♡
You are the standard for Happiness ♡

Woofie 🐾 | 26 | He/They | Avid Fortnite player | Metalhead | K-pop multi-stan (ULT. BTS) | Ask/RP blog: fn-devilles

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Please, I Should Be The One Asking What I Did To Deserve Someone As Precious As You

Please, I should be the one asking what I did to deserve someone as precious as you 🥺

I’m just over here, a blushy, blanket burritoed mess because: Me? Beautiful? (My brain = malfunctioning)

I’m going to hold onto this compliment for the rest of my days 💕💕💕

I don’t have adorable memes and I’m awkward at expressing love, buuuttt…

*pats pockets*

*pulls out a finger heart 🫰🏻💕*

Just know that I do love you, your many talents, and endless love for cats, among many other things. Seriously, I couldn’t imagine my life without you, Bestie 🥺

~ Woofie🐾

Woofie ♡ you are as adorable as it can get!!! thank you so much for the finger heart hehe

That is really so kind of you :( needed that :( im gonna cry thank you my beautiful friend woofie

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2 years ago

Holy Hell 🥵🔥! This was just a teaser?

Sparks, you spoil us so well 🥰. I can’t wait to read it in full

Want to watch my girlfriend? [teaser]

Warnings: smut, minors dni! mutual masturbation, virtual masturbation (?), cum-licking, sexting

Characters: Hyunjin x Fem reader + Lee Know, Changbin

Author’s note: Just a teaser because I feel demotivated, so hopefully posting this would get me to finish the fic asap. This fic is based on this, this and this. Changed some stuff here and there, hope you'll like it.

Don’t forget to like, reblog and comment on what you think about the fic and if you want more ♡

Want To Watch My Girlfriend? [teaser]

Hyunjin’s never the kind to forget about things. He has a schedule and he does things according to them. Be it work or even his hobbies, he makes sure he portions out the hours of his days, so that he can do all that he needs and wants.

But in every situation, there’s an exception. And in the case of Hyunjin’s schedule, the exception is you. Anything that pertains to you, he will do everything in his power to postpone everything else and attend to you. 

Unless you’re being a brat, sending him racy photos while he’s on tour, with voice notes that makes him so fucking hard – he would ignore you and not prioritise your needy self because someone has to teach you some fucking manners, no? 

But again, in every situation, there’s an exception. No matter how bratty you are, Hyunjin can only stay strong for so long. Which is why he’s now in the bathroom, a hand around his cock, stroking, tugging and overall just pumping his cock with his hand, fast and lack of precision – he needs to be fast. It’s bad enough that he only realised that he only has 10 minutes before the Vlive he promised to do with his members starts, so he doesn’t need to go out there in public with an unsatisfied self-serviced handjob. 

Yet it’s not that simple. Hyunjin misses you. Your fingers, your soft skin, your mouth, your lips and your cunt – he fucking misses you. And he’s trying his best to watch you through his phone screen that he had nicely set up on the sink counter, carefully against the mirror – and there’s you, nicely sucking on your own fingers just as told, looking so cute, so sexy, so fucking obedient. 

You’re on speaker, loud enough for him to hear the sound of you sucking your own fingers so messily and it makes him imagine you sucking his cock, your small little mouth struggling to take all of him that he has to help you, has to thrust his hips so that you can be the pliant little angel who chokes on his dick. His mind is struggling to separate the sound of the shower running and the sound of you sucking, but he manages. 

He’s so fucking close. Watching you just shoving your fingers in and out, sucking and most definitely imagining your pathetic fingers are his cock makes everything so much better. Not better than if you were really here with him but better than just imagining, of course. 

But you’re nothing if not a cheeky little brat. Out of a sudden, you face the camera to your glistening cunt, making Hyunjin growl. You know he can’t be mad at you, not when he has his cock so hard, leaking and ready to cum. You know he can’t possibly talk from that distance because he would have to be loud. So the only option he has is to enjoy your little show, wet fingers meeting wet pussy and the sight of it is enough to make Hyunjin cum. So he does. 

Hyunjin finally cums. He cums and it lands on the tiled wall, the familiar sound of Hyunjin’s controlled grunt – not your first rodeo of needing to have sex quietly – makes you scram to see the picturesque view of Hyunjin cumming and you can’t help but let out a moan, tongue nearly licking your phone screen because there is nothing more that would satisfy you than tasting Hyunjin’s cum. 

And your man, your beautiful, mesmerising, breathtaking man looks ethereal like this – biting his bottom lip, chest heaving from his heavy breathing, head thrown back and cum shooting loads and loads of cum. You can do nothing but watch. Watch him pleasure himself while he thinks about you.

Hyunjin’s incessant stroking is nothing compared to what he’s imagining – he’s imagining you, his little kitten, on your knees and doing your best to catch all his cum. His cock is throbbing, his balls finally empty of cum as he hisses from the oversensitivity of still touching himself before finally deciding that it’s enough and he should stop. 

Knock knock knock 

Fuck, Hyunjin thinks to himself. 

Still trying to catch his breath, Hyunjin signals you to keep quiet, his index finger coming up to his lips as a way to tell you to keep quiet yet the plan fails miserably because Hyunjin doesn’t realise that there’s cum on his finger and it only makes you want to moan more. But no matter how naughty you are, you still force yourself to hit the mute button, not wanting Hyunjin to get into too much trouble. 

“Hyunjin-ah, the live’s starting in two minutes, come quick,” Changbin shouts when he doesn’t hear a word from Hyunjin. 

“We won’t wait for you!” Changbin adds and Hyunjin just hums as a reply, eyes trained on you. 

Slowly, Hyunjin licks the cum off of his finger, the act making you squirm – it’s so hot, so sinful. 

He's going to have to get back to you later. Right now, he has to greet STAYs.

Want To Watch My Girlfriend? [teaser]

Jacking off and cumming before greeting his fans should be a crime. Hyunjin doesn’t even have the time to  properly dress up. He dries himself, quickly puts on a pair of pants because he can’t fucking find his boxers anywhere and then throws a bathrobe on, hair still a little wet as he runs out, his phone in his hand, blowing up with messages that he assumes are from you because you always get in this hot and bothered mood of describing every single detail you want Hyunjin to do to you via text after a session of sexy video shennanigans. 

“Hi!” Hyunjin announces himself as Changbin and Lee Know’s busy talking to STAYs, having big smiles plastered on their faces. Hyunjin should feel a bit guilty but he isn’t, he’s a man with needs and he has a girlfriend that he has neatly shoved in the closet of his other non-threatening-just-not-public-friendly skeletons, so he deserved that sliver of pleasure with you. His lovely, horny little kitten. 

The live went smoothly, with them talking and joking around, Changbin playfully panicking about him wearing a bathrobe while Lee Know savagely tries to take the bathrobe off of him – all in the name of fun. When it ends, Hyunjin just knows the two members would noisily ask him questions about what took him so long in the bathroom. 

Hyunjin anticipates it and he’s right. They bombard him with questions as soon as the live ended and he just laughs them off, mind more focused on the messages you sent him. 

“I’d look really cute if I cried with your cock in my mouth, right, baby?” 

“That bathrobe… tell Changbin to get his hands off of my man!” 

“Minho too! Stop stripping my man, you whoRE!!!” 

“Can’t I just suck your cock while you’re in that same bathrobe? Just once. Promise I’ll be extra good for you.”

"I don't even mind it if you use me in front of the boys, you already know that :( Please tell me what to do with myself, I need to hear your voice to cum, Jinnie."  

What Hyunjin didn’t realise is that the two older members are reading with him. 

“You were jacking off in the bathroom, weren’t you?” Minho speaks, chuckling at how desperate your texts sound. 

“I was,” Hyunjin answers him calmly, knowing that there’s no use lying. To think of it, this is the perfect opportunity to finally do what the both of you have been desparately thinking about.

“Do you wanna watch my girlfriend with me?” 


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2 years ago

Oh my gosh, I’ve been procrastinating on this idea for soooo long, hahahah! But don’t worry, Sparks. I value your feedback and you’ve helped quite a bit. If I do decide to post it, you’re the first one I’m tagging 💜

Sparkkkyyyy! So, I have this idea for a sub! Han Jisung x gn! Reader, but if I write this, it’ll be my first SKZ fan fic and I’m nervous about messing something up or portraying Hannie wrong 😓😖

Have any tips or tricks for writing SKZ stuff?

- Woof 🐾

Woofie im so sorry this took me so long... i haven't been answering request asks and this one was in the middle of requests and i didn't realise it until now :(

Hmmm i think someone asked me this too before! About how to not end up portraying the members in an inaccurate way buuuut we all see people from different lenses. You might see Hannie as more of a playful guy but i might see him as more of a serious one, depending on which side of him / which video i watch haha

So really, i think everyone has their own perception of someone else and it's okay to not be 100% accurate because it's impossible!

But if there's something you wanna do it would probably be watching their videos! The ones that are not really scripted, of course. That helps me a lot!

I am so so so excited to read it when it's ready, woofie! Tag me, okie? ♡


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