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RIP Elizabeth’s Sanity...

Elizabeth: [answering the phone] Hello?

Vaude: It’s Vaude.

Elizabeth: Oh god. What did he do this time?

Vaude *confused*: No, sister. It’s me, Vaude. Like, it’s actually me.

Elizabeth: ......

Elizabeth: What did you do this time?

Introducing the HimBros (ft. Elizabeth Deville)

Elizabeth: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Vaude: Put spaghetti in it!

Elizabeth: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Lewis: Put spaghetti in it!

Elizabeth *becoming irritated*: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.

Bryce: Put spaghetti in it!

Elizabeth *seething*: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Here’s to a new and interesting adventure. Welcome Chapter 2 Season 8.

Smol gay birb gets pissed, fights giant cube. Then laughs when said cube gets deactivated.

Found Vaude’s new glider 🥺🌈

operation: sky fire was… something

This is why Midas tried hiding social media from his dumb birb boyfriend 😑

Filled with Rage and Coming Out of My Cage

⚠️ Profanity and slight violence ⚠️

The large office fell silent as Bonehead sat in a simple mahogany chair. Across the desk, Dominic Kingsley, known as Midas by his business associates and enemies, leaned back in his luxurious, cushioned office chair. Behind him, Vaude paced with his arms crossed. Though they couldn’t see his face behind the beaked mask, Midas and Bonehead could feel the rage that radiated off him. Vaude stopped abruptly beside the desk and glared down at the intruding islander.

“How dare you treat me and my partner with the amount of disrespect that you have the guts of showing.”

Vaude stalked closer to the man and leaned down. His beak bumped the center of the boney face below. Vaude’s gloved hand creaked with the force he used to grip the top of the chair. Bonehead froze in place. His fear rooted him where he was. Midas bent forward and rested his chin on a propped arm atop his desk. He was intrigued by how his naturally goofy, optimistic boyfriend turned into an intimidating force when angry.

“I really want to know what the hell was going through that head of yours. Who do you think you are, walking into our agency and attempting to blackmail the criminal prince of Apollo,” asked Vaude.

Vaude tried to continue, but Bonehead straightened his posture, and his blue flames burned brighter as he looked between the two men in front of him. He smirked and cut his way into Vaude’s rant.

“Some prince, if he has to have the chaotic dumbass of Apollo do his dirty work. What’s next? You gonna shove your hand up his ass and make him talk, too?”

Bonehead howled his laughter, but it was cut short when Vaude slammed his hand against the desk and rattled the stationery that lay there. Bonehead shrank in his chair, and his flames quickly dimmed again. Vaude grabbed a fistful of the smartass’ hoodie and pressed him further into the chair.

“Don’t you dare speak while I’m speaking. Man, you must be dumb as shit to drag Midas through the dirt like that. I oughta kill you!”

Midas heaved a sigh. Though this has entertained him, Midas couldn’t have his boyfriend tarnish his medical status because of one unfortunate scumbag. He snapped his fingers, and Vaude paused. The rage-filled bird looked over his shoulder at his lover.

“Vaude, dearest. Let him go, and we’ll have this sorted properly,” Midas glowered at the boney man across from him and continued, “I’ll make sure that he’s the one in the dirt. Permanently.”

Bonehead spluttered out some excuses and scrambled in his chair. Before he could run, Midas had pushed a button on his desk and a shadow and ghost henchman, Bob and Jeff, who Vaude had adopted as his son and son-in-law, dragged the offender off. Bonehead kicked and screamed the whole way, even after the ornate double doors closed after him. As the doors slammed, Vaude plopped into the chair Bonehead was in. He deeply exhaled and ran a hand down his beak. He reached out with his free hand, and Midas held it in his heavy, golden grasp. A chuckle from Midas broke the silence once more.

“Damn, beaky. I didn’t know you had that much rage in your tiny body. C’mon, I’ll draw us a nice, warm bubble bath, and then we can watch whatever you want on TV before we go to bed.”

The two exchanged a smile before they slowly stood and went about their evening. If people didn’t already fear the Agency because of Midas and his power, then they’ll learn to fear the small bird that accompanied the crime overlord of Apollo.

The Bird Leaves the Nest

⚠️ Mention of alcohol at end ⚠️

Vaude fell to his knees. They made a resounding crack as they met the hard, worn wooden floor of his shack. He clung to Wildcat’s pants leg like his life depended on it, and in a way, it did. His body hunched over her boots as a tsunami of tears flowed from him. His voice came out in broken sobs.

“Momma, please don’t go. I’ll do anything to keep you here.”

Wildcat looked down. A frown creased her lips as she looked over her shoulder at John, then back down to her adopted son. She rested a hand on Vaude’s arm and gently pried him off. Vaude looked up in disbelief as he scrambled backward on his hands and feet.

“I’m sorry, baby bird, I have to go on this mission. John needs me.”

John held her hand and gave it a small squeeze before they walked out of the crumbling shack. Vaude stood abruptly and stumbled after his mother and father. He cursed his limp under his breath and shouted after them, but his voice was too hoarse, and they were already gone.

Vaude was left alone once again. He limped over to his chair in front of the fireplace and plopped down. He reached beside him and picked up a brown glass bottle from the crate that served as a makeshift table. For the next few nights, Vaude distorted his memories with the bootlegged swamp liquid.

Vaude does have a brain… Technically

Elizabeth *exasperated*: Vaude, you don’t have the brains needed for a procedure of this caliber.

Vaude: Sure I do!

Vaude: [comes running back with arms full of jarred brains] Tah-Dah!!

Elizabeth: Brother, where did you get those brains?

Vaude: [backs away slowly with his brains]

So what do the birds do? Like what are there hobbies, work, and free time?

Deville Twins: Howdy! Thanks for the question friend! 👋🏻

Elizabeth: My brother and I both work as medical personnel on Apollo. I specialize in collecting herbs and mushrooms to produce natural health items.

Vaude: And I usually help the patients with basic first aid and cheering them up. (Whispers) Lizzy doesn’t really trust me with any sharp objects to do surgical stuff.

Elizabeth: 😑 For good reason, clutzo. As for hobbies, I sometimes like to sketch or bake sweets.

Vaude: And I love eating them 😋! But other than that, I’ve been playing the guitar since I was about 16 years old. My favorite genre to play is rock. Ouh! And I consider annoying my sister and lovely boyfriend, Midas, a hobby too!

Elizabeth: Unfortunately 😒. So yes, in our free time we engage in our hobbies, or even go on walks around the island. We both love nature, and hanging out with friends on our walks. You never know what adventures we’ll go on with this one. (Elbows Vaude)

Vaude: (Holds ribs) Hey! Meanie 🥺.

Deville Twins: Anyway, we hope this answers your inquiries! Please come back any time, friend 🖤

Okay, so just as I have named Llambro Lewis and have used Plague as my capture for Vaude, a few days ago @riftgoddess helped me finally come up with a name for my version of Dummy. His name is Dave and he’s boyfriends with Bryce ☺️. Dave is a part of The HimBros, through Bryce, and though Vaude doesn’t know him that well he still considers Dave a friend.

Vaude Only Looks Like a Cinnamon Roll...

Vaude: Life will become death, and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck!

Guggimon: Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth.

Shadow!Midas: Hardcore goth.

Vaude Only Looks Like a Cinnamon Roll...

Vaude: Life will become death, and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck!

Guggimon: Dude, that little kid is hardcore goth.

Shadow!Midas: Hardcore goth.

Hello and they have pets? If they did what would it be?

Vaude: Lizzy, look! It's our friend again 😄!

Elizabeth: (Looks up from her book) Oh, hello again 👋🏻! How have you been?

Deville Twins: So the question is, "Do we have any pets?"

Vaude: Since being with my Goldie Locks, I sorta consider Meowscles as a pet. He *is* a cat after all, despite being a man-sized one 😅. Other than that, Lizzy is always getting onto me for keeping frogs I find in the swamps.

Elizabeth: That's because they're supposed to be for experiments, not to be kept as pets 😑.

Vaude: (Pouts) But frogs are cool 🥺.

Elizabeth: (Rubs a hand down her face) Vaude, I'm not having this discussion now... Anyways, with my work, I find that I'm too busy to care for a pet. If I *did* have one someday, though, it would be a snake because they're interesting and unique creatures. Plus they're cooler than frogs 😏.

Vaude: (Mumbles) I'll show you who's cooler...

Elizabeth: What was that brother ?

Vaude: Nothing 😳!

Elizabeth: Thought so.

Deville Twins: Moving on. Thank you for visiting us again friend, and remember: You are always welcome at the House of Deville! 🖤🖤🖤

Hey y’all, just a quick update!

I just made an Ask/RP blog for Vaude and Elizabeth, so follow @fn-devilles for more of the Deville twin shenanigans 🖤

I have only heard the tales of battle from friends who experienced the days of OG Fortnite, and got to experience only a fraction at Neo Tilted.

Sad to say, but this season I’m going to be dipping on any teammates/friends that are crazy enough to land there. The survival of the fittest starts now.

Sincerely,

A very anxious Birb Boi - Vaude Deville

Elizabeth froze as she heard the mention of the Imagined Order. She tugged at the hood of her dress as she remembered the carnage that followed Slone’s orders against the alien forces. It was her first real experience as a medic, freshly out from under the tutelage of Baba Yaga. 

Vaude wrapped an arm around his sister’s shoulders and gave her a loving squeeze. Elizabeth composed herself and took a deep breath.

“I am sorry for what you had to experience that, Casey. I can only imagine the things you have witnessed,” said Elizabeth. 

She truly felt bad for the woman. Elizabeth, of all people, knew what it was like to do work that wasn’t likable. She remembered the years spent working with the Good Doctor, and how she agreed to help him gather supplies as long as he didn't experiment on her like he did Vaude. She felt completely free after she escaped him and returned to Vaude, who had escaped earlier than she had, though the poor guy suffered long-term damage.

Vaude let go of Elizabeth and took a step back. He gestured a hand outwards and swept it in front of him. “Seems like y’all know the island better than we do so far. Lead the way.”

“Hopefully, there is a swamp or forest in the area. Without it, we won’t have enough shield or slurp shrooms to last the rest of the week,” chimed Elizabeth.

The twins looked at Rosso and Casey and nodded their approval in unison.

“Hey you two. It’s me Rosso. I got a new look and it looks like we made it to a new island or well that got flip over.”

🔴 Rosso McKnight

Deville Twins: Ross! Thank goodness you’re alright!

Elizabeth: That was something else… I knew the island was gonna be bad, but to be flipped over? It’s crazy 🙁

Vaude: (Sighs) Yeah.. We lost the shack. At least Lizzy and I were able to salvage some of our meds.

Elizabeth: (Nods) And then some. I’ve been doing some research and have come up with ways to make a health juice, sort of like slurp juice, and a healing mist.

Vaude: Now we can heal on the go, and we’re already distributing it to others as well. The only problem now is trying to find a new place to live 🤔.

Elizabeth: How are you and your people holding up?

Vaude: Yeah, what about the kingdom 😦?

Deville: Hope everyone is okay, and thank you for stopping in, friend 🖤.

Vaude and Elizabeth looked at each other, then back at Rosso and Casey. Vaude smiled and clapped his hands together.

“Alright! Let’s get this show on the road then,” said Vaude. He paused, then continued, “Though, money isn’t an issue when your partner can literally turn anything to gold.”

Vaude chuckled, and Elizabeth placed a hand on her hip.

“Yeah, you have all that bank and yet we still lived in a shack.”

Vaude shrugged. “Midas only gives me a certain amount as a weekly allowance.”

Elizabeth shook her head and sighed. “Anyway, we should probably start making our way to meet… Catalyst, was it?”

Vaude made his way to where he left his bag and picked it up. Elizabeth made sure that the bag and medicine inside were secured.

“Hey you two. It’s me Rosso. I got a new look and it looks like we made it to a new island or well that got flip over.”

🔴 Rosso McKnight

Deville Twins: Ross! Thank goodness you’re alright!

Elizabeth: That was something else… I knew the island was gonna be bad, but to be flipped over? It’s crazy 🙁

Vaude: (Sighs) Yeah.. We lost the shack. At least Lizzy and I were able to salvage some of our meds.

Elizabeth: (Nods) And then some. I’ve been doing some research and have come up with ways to make a health juice, sort of like slurp juice, and a healing mist.

Vaude: Now we can heal on the go, and we’re already distributing it to others as well. The only problem now is trying to find a new place to live 🤔.

Elizabeth: How are you and your people holding up?

Vaude: Yeah, what about the kingdom 😦?

Deville: Hope everyone is okay, and thank you for stopping in, friend 🖤.

Vaude cringed at the icy feeling of the water that cascaded over him. Elizabeth wiped a hand down her mask and the front of her black dress, unfazed.

“Jeeeeezz, that was cold!” Squawked Vaude.

Elizabeth helped him wipe the water off and murmured, “You’re fine. Stop being a baby about a little water.”

Vaude huffed and replied, “I don’t like water, I can't swim.”

He stopped mid-sentence as Midas approached him. Midas tried to apologize, but Vaude cut him off at the end of his sentence. “No, Dominic,” Vaude said sternly. He took a deep breath before he continued, “You had plenty of time to reject my advances and tell me what was going on from the beginning. Honestly, I feel very hurt that you hid this from me and I feel stupid for wanting to build a life with you. The next time you visited, I was going to discuss marriage because I loved you. I say loved because right now, I don’t know how I should feel after finding out that you had a wife all this time.”

Elizabeth sensed that Vaude was about to break down again, so she grasped his should and gently guided him a few steps back from the man in front of her brother.

[Part 1] @fn-devilles

“Oh wow thanks Elizabeth. This sure comes in handle. You know what would be great. A healing and drink item.” Rosso suggest an idea for them. “Also yes you can. Nero and my two brothers will be there. There names are Blu and Verde. Mostly Cat is pregnant and there girlfriends are there to help.” He adds.

“Though what would it be, for the drink to be? I mean I got this orange soda with me.” Casey holds out the soda and takes the healing spray and so did Rosso.