Taking Poison Damage From Thinking Too Hard About How Tma Capitalizes On The Horror Of Not Having All

taking poison damage from thinking too hard about how tma capitalizes on the horror of not having all the information by slowly taking away said information from the listener

“she’s a lady” she’s a FUCKING CANNIBAL is what she is

I like to imagine that this was also happening in TMA, and the only difference is that we've changed the perspective. It's like seeing Jon from third person. This is fucking hilarious. It makes me want to imagine fanfics about what Tim, Martin & Sasha (then Not!Sasha) were doing whilst Jon was being a shithead.

gotta love how sam, celia and alice are like “oh no a love triangle! workplace drama this is so awkward hehe” meanwhile miss gwendolyn bouchard is seconds away from having a full-blown mental breakdown over unknowingly aiding a sentient clown mascot in mass murder

loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

THIS!!!

Celia: I’ve already had my name stolen once by the hand of one monster, I’m not about to hand it to another on a silver platter, thank you very much.