Magnus Protocol Spoilers - Tumblr Posts
Honestly, it makes sense that jon and martin wouldn’t have found each other in this universe.
A major part of their relationship season five was that they didn’t really know how likely it was they would have started a relationship in the first place, questioning if it was the work of the web. there was always the question but they chose to be together in the end despite the fact that they were unsure and literally spent the last minutes of their lives fighting.
Saying that they never met is in line with their cannon relationship and i’m glad johnny didn’t try to give us fan service to the detriment of the story.
THIS!!!
Celia: I’ve already had my name stolen once by the hand of one monster, I’m not about to hand it to another on a silver platter, thank you very much.
mr bonzos resume so far:
world renowned children's tv star
pro wrestler
freelance hitman for the uk govt
landlord
interpretive lap dancer
you understand this is essentially lena walking away from an explosion like an action movie protagonist. this is her moment. she IS the moment. she said "you want me out? i'm gone baby. don't come crying to me when the weight of responsibility that i've carried with me for years threatens to crush you <3"
she's iconic. she's everything. the entire rest of this show is going to be one huge "i told you so" from her.
and an even bigger "i told you so" from yours truly.
BREAKING NEWS *SHOCKING AND SAD*: Jonathan Sims has been demoted to conputer
Ruins of The Magnus Institute FACTS WE KNOW:
Someone (who runs an urban spelunking forum 👀👀👀) marked it as “cleared,” which has led to a lack of exploration
Pictures don’t upload to the internet and also just fucking. disappear.
People leave with a weird sense of paranoia
Scorch marks from fire 20 years ago 2002 (FIRE? 20 years ago??? Web bond gertrude/agnes hilltop road tree????????)
Third floor mostly gone
Feeling like doors were gonna close and TRAP YOU INSIDE
All! The! Fucking! Papers! In! The! Archive! Are! Gone! FUCK!!!
Old graffiti: symbols - also found on an empty wooden box???
Gross stains all over the floor (hello smooshed worms)
Only images posted (after graffiti images were promised) were of gross/gory Eyes
no you don't get it. Why Didn't They Find Elias's Body In The Wreckage Of The Panopticon. basira said "no bodies" were found at all, and while jon and martin had their whole thing going on, elias had already been dead on the groud in there for like fifteen minutes before the collapse. was he somehow vaporized into nothingness by the explosion or did jon and martin wake up somewhere else with a corpse on their hands? is he DEAD is he a BASTARD?
I fucking love women so much. thank you magnus protocol for giving me three new absolute weirdgirls at once.
[ID: Digital art of Chester and Norris from The Magnus Protocol. They are both portrayed as object-heads with dated IBM monitors attached to their shoulders. Chester is taller and thin with a medium brown skin tone, with one leg of his trousers conspicuously missing. Norris is shorter and fat with pale skin. They are standing with their hands in their pockets, facing slightly away from one another. Chester’s screen says “Canaries should stay above ground.” and Norris’s says “I’m so sorry. I should have listened.” The image is overlaid with heavy chromatic aberration, distortion, and glitch effects. End ID.]
how we doing gamers. is everyone feeling so normal.
THE TMA THEME IN THE BACK OF THE INSTITUTE SPELUNKING STATEMENT AAAAAA
shoutout to tmagp for immediately coming up with an even more deranged filing system than Jon’s
R.E. Magnus Institute ruins 🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃
Oh I get it, (red)canary in the coal mine signifying you should definitely Not look into the magnus institute, something something anglerfish something something first episodes something implications
sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
The canary statement in the first episode of TMAGP really reminds me of the role that the angler fish episode played in TMA. The angler fish served as the first warning and was in it of itself descriptive of its role; the statement was the lure, and the trap. It was its own warning of what was to come. The canary statement reminds me of the saying "canary in a coal mine" from when miners would bring canararies down into the mines to warn them of when oxygen became too low. The bird would run out of oxygen and stop singing, likely dying. Red Canary went underground and "sang" about what they found until it killed/injured them. They are the first warning and died as a sort of warning to others- to get above ground, to get away while it was still possible. Both statements are a warning and a descriptor of what's to come.
TMP: mentions employees not lasting long
Magnus Institute employees:
