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• I need him biblically

what we know about mr bonzo so far:

his teeth are not soft

his skin is sagging and sweaty

homeowner

contractor for the uk government

Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you Mr. Bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you

In my opinion, Bonzo did nothing wrong and does not deserve the hate he is getting. Maybe he did violently murder multiple people, but that's just cause he is a silly little guy. His haters are unjustified and spreading misinformation. We as a fandom need to stop Bonzo hate

the perfect soundtrack to get eaten to!!

mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

I just listened to one full hour and 4 minutes of :

🤡🎶MR BONZO'S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY!🎶🤡

I can confirm this is the whole of the Easter special and the only extra bits are a small audio distortion at about 53 mins and a change in tempo towards the end.

What am I doing with my life

Actual quote from me today:

"You know what is juicy also? That's right it's Mr. Bonzo's ass-"

OKAY SO TURNS OUT YOU CAN SUMMON MR BONZO BY LISTENING TO HIS THEME

NOW IF YOU KNOW ME EVEN A LITTLE YOU KNOW I LISTENED TO IT AROUND 80+ TIMES ALREADY (not exaggerating) I AM FUCKED

- He and I have a lunch date next week

Facts that we know about bonzo

- His teeth are not soft

- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor

- He's made of skin and sweats

- He probably can read

- He does lap dances in his free time

Bonzo Bonzo BONZO!! Bonzo Bonzo... Bonzo?

Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo Bonzo!