Charles: There's A Thin Line Between Being A Genius And Being An Idiot.

Charles: there's a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot.

Charles: erik uses that line as a fucking jump rope.

*5 minutes later*

Charles: ERIK NO

Charles: PETER! Are you OK? I heard screaming

Peter, in tears: I had a nightmare about the duolingo owl

Charles, whose parenting books have not prepared him for this: ...what?

Erik, from the other room: HOOT HOOT

Peter: screaming

There comes a time in every Robins life where they realize that crying will actually get them out of this.

“Mageto’s kids would win against Legion” “Legion would destroy them all” both of these takes are wrong because they would all go out to brunch and talk about their crazy dads and all agree that Charles and Erik are just the most dramatic exes in history

Some more X Men incorrect quotes this is mostly Cherik and Hank and Charles friendship quotes because I love them.

Someone who knows about flowers and symbolism can you please over analyze these variant covers I will kiss you platonically

(There are other pictures with characters holding flowers if you want to over analyze those ones too I will give you a cookie)