If The USA Is So Great Then Why Did They Make A USB?

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Back in middle school (seventh grade, to be specific) there was a rumor that my science teacher and the upperclassman math teacher were dating.

My friend and I hung out with the science teacher during lunch because she was cool. One day, she asked us to deliver something to a certain room.

As we walked, we examined it. It was a letter, unsealed. We gave each other the look and opened it. It was a handwritten card with a hand-drawn Ferris Wheel on the front.

"John,

I can't begin to describe how wonderful our time was together at Coachella..."

We shut the card, frantically put it back in the envelope, and delivered it to none other than the math teacher.

We must have been pretty obvious because once we returned, our science teacher pulled us aside and said "You read it, didn't you?". She told us we couldn't tell anyone because it could cost them their jobs. We were down to secrecy.

Flash forward to today, nearly 8 years later, I see the two of them at the grocery store. The memory comes flooding back and I realize,

Holy shit...

They made it

I shit you not, every woman in the theater laughed. We all know this feeling.

Barbie (2023)

She belongs in a Renaissance painting

Bridget. She’s just so pretty.

Oh my god. The ghost is witerawwy hitting the gwiddy in the ghost gwid

they’re witerally hitting the gwiddy right now

From the 20th of September 2022. I took it for the bird, probably a wren, calling in that shrub but it’s beautiful.