Bye Hobi :(

Bye Hobi :(

I got a slice of bread tattooed on the palm of each of my hands. Even though it didn’t hurt much, I still cried the whole time.

Babysitting chronicles part 2: kindergartner and I are orchestrating bed time. They'll play for a little, go into her room, and I'll swoop in to change her diaper and get her dressed and then dip.

Minimal damage but she will have to save me some time.

Thanks Lee Know for making my programming class a little more fun :)

Life Tip:

Next time someone asks how you're doing say "About as well as I look" and you'll know how hot you are based on their response

Babysitting chronicles part one:

Two girls, one a toddler, the other is kindergarten age. The toddler only cries when she looks at me so the kindergartner and I are choreographing room changes. I watch them around a corner and when they move, I move.

They are currently watching Mickey Mouse Club house and I am sitting on the stairs listening for orders.

Stealth ++