HUH?

HUH?

@wearewatcher my bathroom is haunted. I was sitting in the corner and my towel fell from its hook. Please investigate.

P.S. my garage is haunted by a ghost who goes out for smoke breaks right as we try to close the garage door. His name is Terry and he's a pain in the ass.

Never let a celebrity meet me because they would without a doubt fall in love with me.

Does anyone else have the problem where specific white noise or distant noise starts to sound like voices? Like you can hear several people talking with inflection that sounds familiar but you can't make out any words.

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

I need a life...