NEED TO DO THIS AND INFODUMP ABOUT SAW

NEED TO DO THIS AND INFODUMP ABOUT SAW

thinking about. domming someone by forcing them to listen to me infodump. pinning them down to the bed with my hands and holding a vibe against them, giving them nowhere to look but me and nothing to pay attention to but me. talking about my interest and taking the vibe off the second they start to seem like they arent listening. asking questions and making them repeat back what i say. only letting them cum when i feel like they’ve learned enough

i am the definition of a loser boyfriend

Everyone wants a loser boyfriend until he

- never leaves the house

- has 1-2 friends

- is kinda gross

- does nothing but jerk off and sleep all day

- gets whiney and needy when you're not around

- has low social battery but also wants to spend all their time with you

- is perverted

It's me I'm a loser boyfriend

heyy would it be cool if i just gnaw’d on your hips and mark up your stomach or

~🐕

not only is it cool, but i encourage it! i’d look so much prettier covered in bites :3 just as long as i’m allowed to mark you in return

do you know how much i’d die for this?

As your cool older friend It’s my job to make sure that you’re fit to run with my crew. We wear muscle tanks over binders, baggy jeans, workman’s boots with hardware, and we stand tall and hold ourselves with swagger.

We go to grimy concerts and bump against each other in the pits, we hit up the parking lot at the 7/11 and fuck around like the nuisances we are, and we watch shitty movies, more focused on laughing about dicks and tits than anything else.

And when you’re feeling inexplicably hot and needy I’ll be right there by your side to help you out, make you feel good. I don’t do this with the rest of the boys, you’re the exception.

You’re a man now. My brother, my boy, my soldier. Doesn’t it feel better to hang with the cool kids now?

me w/ peter strahm and/or mark hoffman from saw. those men are so old but DAMN i could go on and on about the things i’d do to them and let them do to me

“whY woUlD SAy ThAT, tHAT characTer IS liKe 50 yEarS oLd-“

Bitch I said out loud that I would fuck that old man until he was sputtering and creaming like a nearly finished Reddi-whip can.

I love finding out I'm mutuals with hot trans freaks if you're a hot trans freak and we're mutuals I love you if you're a hot trans freak and you wanna be mutuals get in my inbox or dms or spam my notes or smth idk