Pls Andrew Was Not Playing Around

pls 😭 andrew was not playing around

andrew, out of the blue: if neil asks you can tell him that i’m gay

renee: ?????

andrew: *side eye*

renee: okay??????

IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS THE REALEST RHING IVE SEEN. this piece turned me into a bartylus girly

my spotify wrapped is cool

reasons why i kin the characters i kin:

reggie:

- annoyed by everyone, especially my brother (i love him tho)

- struggle to be affectionate

- physical touch makes me uncomfy except from specific people

- danger to society behind the wheel

- will create fake drama with friends just for funsies

- complains literally all the time about everything and anything

- crying is part of the daily routine

- has a few hyperfixations that will turn me into a literal child when prompted

- parents issues 😍

- approval issues

- can’t fathom the feeling of being love (oh wow it got deep)

- shortest one in friend group

- picky eater

- i need my daily nap time to function

remus:

- usually calm but gets angry in a second

- do NOT interrupt reading time

- academic validation

- sarcasm is my first language

- hates asking for help

- needs chocolate at least once a day

- will probably bleed to death before seeking medical assistance

- stubborn as they come

- in love with sirius black

- says i’m so tired like 12 times a day

- addicted to caffeine

- will joke about dying every three minutes

- dresses like a grandpa

- all my friends will come to me and ask me stuff as if i had the answer for everything

- cannot take a compliment

regulus in whatever happened to the young young lovers LMAO

Sirius: You look… different. Hair cut?

Regulus: I lost an arm.

Sirius: I know. The hair cut thing was a farce. I just didn't want to be rude. But since you brought it up, what the hell happened to you?

@prompts-in-a-barrel

barty and sirius +marlene are chaotic besties and i will die on this hill

Evan: have you seen Barty?

Remus, glancing up: nope

Remus: wait, have you seen Sirius

Evan: no

Remus:

Evan:

Remus: shit

Evan: fuck

regulus black you are not fooling anyone

Regulus: Hey James, can I ride you?

James: *chokes* Excuse me?

Regulus: I asked if I could ride you. I’ve ridden Barty before, it’s fun!

James: Wh- waIT wHat?

Regulus: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the castle

James: OH! You mean a piggyback ride?

Regulus : Oh? Is that what it’s called?

James: YES THAT IS WHAT IT’S CALLED!