Hell's Cinque Ville's Greatest Dad

Hell's Cinque Ville's Greatest Dad

In celebration of (and as a result of) @tyrantchimera 's latest Finders Keepers chapter coming out, have Girouette and Omega Zero in the outfits of the worst co-parents to ever exist.

I am, of course, talking about Lucifer and Alastor from Hazbin Hotel.

I mean look it was a pretty easy comparison to make.

Giro as Lucifer, the well-meaning but struggling father figure? And he's blonde?

Omega as Alastor, the mysterious, murderous mischief-maker who has ended up as a father figure? Plus the colour scheme?

the paper could not handle all the red on Omega dear gods...

Anyways this may be the goofiest thing I've ever drawn but damn if it doesn't make me smile. Honestly love the idea of these two (Giro and Omega) as ridiculous co-parents to Vent and Aile.

Enjoy!

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

The twins?

Yeah, they arrived here and settled in a while ago - they keep to themselves and stay out of trouble for the most part. Can't fault some young people for finding work and making something of themselves.

The lovely lady - y'see, that's Pandora. She's a nurse, creating them tonics and pastes for wounds like a witch making her brews. Heard from her patients that her work is good and she's mighty polite, but she hardly ever talks. A bit eerie if ya ask me.

The gentleman next to her? Her twin brother, Prometheus. He's much louder and much bolder than you'd think for a guy workin' with the dead - funeral parlour, morgue, if you need it embalmed he can help you out. I don't want to know where he learnt how to do that but our funeral director is mighty appreciative!

Still, sometimes I catch em looking sad, like they've lost something or are running away. Wonder why they came here in the first place...?

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Presenting Pandora and Prometheus in the Old West AU (affectionately calling them Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass)!

They seem to everyone to just be twins who have settled in the town and are integrating nicely - but it's these two. Of course there's some other nonsense going on that they get suckered into. For now, they're just doofuses trying to live their best lives somewhere new!

Fun facts about the designs!

Pandora has terrible, horrible face blindness, so Prometheus wears the bright red eyeliner for her to ID him faster. Her eyes are also kinda crap.

Both of them have naturally silver hair like Grey's and dyed it - you can see it growing out.

Prometheus gets a little stubble. As a treat.

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

the nature of kindness (poem)

midday coffee

on a run

ask if anybody wants some

what's your order, you may ask

I recite back their favourites with a laugh

oat milk latte for one

almond cappuccino, vanilla shot

long iced black, dark as night

a thank you, to my delight

but when is it asked in return

does anyone know what I default to?

does anyone know I take my coffee sweet

one sugar, or shot of hazelnut

strong espresso, chocolate top?

getting gifts is not so easy

but I remember what they like

this one likes purple, no fruit and nut

this one likes mint, and fancy shots

that one likes joke gifts with a bit of heart

that one likes books that are slightly dark

seeing things and think of them

trying my best to make them smile

or help them out on daunting dates

checking in, what can I do?

to make this hard thing easier

and help you get through?

do I really make it that hard

to receive kindness in return

is what surrounds me that difficult

to bypass to get the love I yearn?

am I really that high maintenance

or maybe just so worthless that they

put me last on their lists

an afterthought for the ages

because I make myself so small

because I don't want to be an inconvenience at all?

because I don't remember the last time

someone asked if I wanted coffee

or remembered my favourite flower

sent me good luck for something daunting

I'd be doing on that hour

the crowd clears, one by one

or even two by two

and left alone with no-one

well, that's the hard truth.

isn't it?

(I'm just too hard to be kind to.)

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