I Know It's Been Floating Around The Web (not HER Web, No) For A While, But It's Still Funny

I know it's been floating around the web (not HER web, no) for a while, but it's still funny

Fëanor unilaterally decides that he is a member of the Fellowship. Attempts to dissuade him or leave him behind fail too.

He spends most of the journey to Moria disagreeing with everyone, especially Gandalf. He doesn't manage to usurp leadership (Aragorn and Frodo only trust Gandalf), but not for lack of trying. Boromir is impressed, and invites him to Gondor.

When he launches himself at the Balrog, Gandalf takes the opportunity to ditch him. "Don't worry about him, he'll be fine." It's truly unfortunate that when the combatants fall into the abyss, the Balrog snags Gandalf as well.

Fëanor refuses to die like this (not metal enough for him), so he manages to crawl his way out of Moria and tracks the Fellowship to Lothlórien. Once there, he demands to be shown immediately to the leaders of the realm.

As soon as Fëanor, Galadriel, and Celeborn set eyes on one another, the whole place explodes.

Fëanor: *waking up in a cold sweat* Mandos I need out and I need out now

Námo: ... why

Fëanor: My grandson gave my hammer to Sauron after taking out all of the gems and making magic rings

Námo: *scrambling* OH SHIT

Fëanor: I KNOW SO LET ME OUT

Námo: still no but OH SHIT

Oooh, halls that imitate the heavens. The Golden Hall of Noontide. The Corridor of Dusk. The Treasure Chambers of Midnight.

Day 5: Stars Durin's Folk star lamps inspired by their architecture in the books (did you know that they like to carve their pillars in the shape of trees? )

Prompt list:

Fukushima Japan