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GRWU to steal the precious!

So so so so so so so soooooo normal about Gollum. So much so I enjoyed the game :3
Went back to read a shared doc me and my friend put random things on in high school. I found this short little crossover crack fic and I feel like, having read this again, I must force others to experience this as well.
I present to you: The Higher Holmes

B3 Gollum!

He looks so happy. ...Probably not a good sign.

I know it's been floating around the web (not HER web, no) for a while, but it's still funny


Two rats argue over jewelry
Google why is Gollum so scary
UPDATE: me and that same friend I was crying about how scary Gollum is with just came back from a corn maze adventure (it's midnight right now) and her father spent the whole trip hissing "my precious" behind us. needless to say I shat myself
Google why is Gollum so scary

Submitted by jam-and-jelly-and-bread.

au where smeagol lives and gets to come back to the shire to live out the rest of his days in peace

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