Guys, I Might End Up Sounding Crazy And Delusional But Pls Hear Me Out-

Guys, i might end up sounding crazy and delusional but pls hear me out-

((Flutterflakes is made by xHalesx on Deviantart

The Discord edit of Lumpy is made by a user in HTF Fanon wiki. I wanna know who made the edit but i can't see the name :( ))

Y'ALL WANT TO SEE FLAKY SAY ARA-ARA?????

⚠️WARNING⚠️

Contains high-pitched noise, please lower your volumes if your ears are sensitive.

I was urge to do this by my friends on Happy Tree Cafe Discord. I am so sorry xDDD

The images aren't mine, just the voice. The art in the middle is made by @cupidcadaver 030

This was happi birthday gift art for a very happi Minto that i should've posted two days ago

All of these have one thing in common...

Welp, except for the fact that they all come from the same show...

Ah yeah, another thing that these stuffs have in common, besides having kill count, is that I also tried turning them into HTF characters and give them some back stories back in 2019.

I forgot that I haven't shared these yet here. Now here they are!

CAUTION: Blood and some edgy stories.

(Cursed Idol)

A prideful and apathetic royalty who takes pleasure from seeing others in agony, getting tortured, and killed. Once overthrown, she was sentenced to die by being covered in burning gold. Their soul is cursed to be trapped in the statue for maltreating others forever. However, their hatred for the others is so strong that they become a malevolent spirit. From then on, whenever someone is near them, they would die in the most gruesome ways.

(that spooky book that Pop read to Cub from "Read em' and Weep")

This old fellow loves to share spooky tales with children stories. He also loves sharing the evil souls trapped in his pages. He was actually a good fellow. Poor thing that he was used for evil by many generations of witches and edgy teenageres T3T

(Kryptonut)

A sassy squirrel who loves mocking Splendid. He is good friends with Splendont and the Raccoon Twins. It's unpredictable if he would do something mundane or unleash chaos.

(Mittens shines in Tongue Twister Trouble)

lol cat got your tongue

Mittens is an adoptive sister of Giggles. She's sweet and silent. She can't feel pain so she doesn't understand why other's scream when the red stuff is coming out of their body. She loves collecting tongues because they're smooth and so pink. Her favorite is Sniffles' tongue. Mittens is always smiling despite of whatever's happening in her surroundings.

(Whistle)

A seemingly harmless puppo who is trained to kill everyone in sight anytime he heard a whistle. Perfect for mass genocides and espionage. Currently living in the Bears' residence and serves as Cub's roommate.

(Russel's piranhha)

An entertainer at Happy Tree Aquarium. Once his shift is done, he would remove his suit and go to his favorite meat shop. He knows that the "special meat" section is actually the old bodies of the Tree Friends. He would then go home and prepare some delicious meat stew that his roommate (Russel) really likes. Kinda silly to think that there's a time that Russel is eating the remnants of his old body.

(Mr. Pickles)

And last but not the least:

It's my headcanon that "Mr. Pickles" was actually once a normal Happy Tree Friend character. But he loves Lammy so much that he does a ritual to transfer his soul to a pickle. It is the only thing that Lammy talks after all.

My inspiration is 1988 film Child's Play, where serial killer Charles Lee Ray, aka Chucky uses a voodoo ritual inside a toy-store to transfer his soul into a Good Guys doll in an effort to escape from Detective.

Also, it is mainly because I want to say "He turned himself into a pickle" which is the funniest shit I've ever seen."

All of these have one thing in common...

Welp, except for the fact that they all come from the same show...

I don't understand

How could my classmates passionately hate Disco Bear so much while simping for Johhny Bravo at the same time????

Both flirts with women

Both got hurt by women (physically and verbally)

Both have deep, sexy, simp worthy voices

Both have girly, high-pitched screams

Both have the same unbelievable amount of self-confidence

Like what does Johnny Bravo have that DB doesnt????

I just can't-