Dear Farmer,

Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

I just remembered that in my food history class, the professor was telling us how people would brag in taverns of what they buy to show off their wealth, not always understanding what it is theyre bragging about. Essentially, he was making up some scenarios for jokes.

"I make a cup of tea every day for breakfast."

"Oh yeah, well I drink 8 cups each day!"

"You think that's impressive? I eat a pound of tea leaves on my toast each day!"

Then the prof say, "Actually, if anyone here can eat a pound of tea leaves in front of the class then I'll give you a bonus 2%!"

The entire class went silent, we were thinking of the logistics of actually doing that.

I'm actually upset they didn't take the opportunity to also have Likes be LiXs or something stupid. It's all stupid but at least there's a small attempt there where the x may sound like ikes.

This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

After every movie I've seen this summer only one thought comes to my mind...

That was amazing, again please.