Hey There! Are You A Drone Who Requires Oil?

Hey there! Are you a drone who requires oil?

Have you ever wanted to go out with friends to a restaurant, but realized there won't be any food for your dietary needs?

Well then! Come on down to “Oilys Oil Bar and Oily oil Grill”!

We have some wonderful appetizers, like “Fried imitation drone fingers” and “Battery nuggets!”

Try a delicious entree, like our “Circuit Filet” or “Imitation arm bucket”!

We even have a selection of drinks! Such as Oil, Gasoline, Premium Gasoline, and Premium+ Gasoline! Try our brand new “Imitation Drone Cartilage Shake”!

If you're feeling up to it, why not try out “Oil Chug” challenge! If you can chug a 42 gallon barrel of Oil in 3 minutes flat, you and your whole party

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Come on down to Oilys today!

We now also offer catering!

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Do you cater to corpse towers?

Hm the previous host? She was weak, laughably so! We are strength! Death and rebirth! The purge and rise of a new area!

-The Absolute Hive

Help us

Mood lol

What.

-The Absolute Hive

We scream never to be heard

I'm gonna be honest, man, I dunno how to help.

What kind of homework is N doing?

Aerodynamics and astrophysics or something else I don't understand.

These Absolute Hive guys have no idea who they're talking to.

You literally merged with an ELDRITCH GOD, what are they gonna do?

(Unless they have other eldritch entities at their disposal)

PS RP break I found your blog today and I already love some of the interactions I've seen.

Fr tho.

[Mod note: Thank you, dear anon ^-^]

I'd rant about my past hyperfixations(Danganronpa Fan games,cat livers/cat lungs, alarm clocks,insects, fire emblem, or geography, But those are dumb)

🦣anon

[🦣 anon, I spent 7 years of my life hyperfixated on edgy Undertale AUs (I really thought MoralTale was my magnum opus), I am not in the position to call anybody's interests dumb. Rant about whatever you like in my inbox.]