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Uzi!

uzi!

If somone steps on your feet what you do Is put bear traps on your shoes! giggle

To help with your pesky bully problem!

-silly anon

Why haven't I done that yet??

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9 months ago

Eugh you remind me of an old Friend her name was Nori…..you seem very alike…..you also look like her……Nori?

-The Absolute Hive

Why did I eat my mom?

...How do you know about my mom?


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9 months ago

*stumbles out of vent, in style :3* i have bad news, THE MOTH is coming a bit earlier than expected, and with a little earlier i mean in 4 hours or less. remember my warning, whatever you do, do NOT let it into the wedding. I will now hide in my hideout, also dont tell it where i am, understood !.... okie im going now byyyyyyye :3 *climbs back into the vent*

Who are you?? What moth?? I'm not inviting a moth into my wedding event, anyway.

And it isn't a wedding!


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9 months ago

Y'all!!! Emergency!!!

Y'all!!! Emergency!!!

Your Esims are also helping Palestinians in Jenin!!

Y'all!!! Emergency!!!

Instructions & Discount codes

Truly Esim

Thank you @anneemay for the notice


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9 months ago

Hi Uzi

Woud it be ok if I did a low flight pass over the "event"

Thanks

Hi Uzi

SD-R

Uh-

Alright, I guess. Sick jet, btw.


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9 months ago

Dear SD-R,

What have you done to the poor F-14 to make it fly with little to no atmosphere?

Best wishes, 👓👓 (formerly 👓)

[OOC: yeah so in the time I didn't send asks I discovered I'm a system soo yeah changing the signoff]

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