Oh, This A Real Crime!!

Oh, this a real crime!!

Cry harder, honey

This is bullshit, haha.

I'm literally in 17 fandoms. Where is Saw, Back to the Future, Borderlands, The Walking Dead, Fellow Travelers, The Evil Within, The Dark Pictures Anthology, Junji Ito?

I'm aware that this specific post is a joke, but people unironocally post these and then wonder why they either get zero interaction or keep running into folks on their DNI.

Writing Intimacy

i often see writers sharing a sentiment of struggling with writing kiss scenes which honestly bleeds into other portrayals of physical intimacy. i see it a lot in modernized styles of writing popularized by the recent trend in publishing to encourage short, choppy sentences and few adverbs, even less descriptive language. this makes intimacy come across awkward, like someone writing a script or clumsy recounting of events rather than a beautiful paragraph of human connection.

or just plane horniness. but hey, horny doesn't have to be mutually exclusive with poetic or sensual.

shallow example: they kissed desperately, tongues swirling and she moaned. it made her feel warm inside.

in depth example: she reached for the other woman slowly and with a small measure of uncertainty. the moment her fingers brushed the sharp, soft jaw of her companion, eliza's hesitance slid away. the first kiss was gentle when she finally closed the distance between them. she pressed her lips lightly to gabriella's in silent exploration. a tender question. gabriella answered by meeting her kiss with a firmer one of her own. eliza felt the woman's fingers curling into her umber hair, fingernails scraping along her scalp. everything inside eliza relaxed and the nervousness uncoiled from her gut. a warm buzz of energy sunk through her flesh down to the very core of her soul. this was right. this was always where she needed to be.

the first complaint i see regards discomfort in writing a kiss, feeling like one is intruding on the characters. the only way to get around this is to practice. anything that makes you uncomfortable in writing is something you should explore. writing is at its best when we are pushing the envelope of our own comfort zones. if it feels cringy, if it feels too intimate, too weird, too intrusive, good. do it anyway! try different styles, practice it, think about which parts of it make you balk the most and then explore that, dissect it and dive into getting comfortable with the portrayal of human connection.

of course the biggest part comes to not knowing what to say other than "they kissed" or, of course, the tried and true "their lips crashed and their tongues battled for dominance" 😐. so this is my best advice: think beyond the mouth. okay, we know their mouths are mashing. but what are their hands doing? are they touching one another's hair? are they scratching or gripping desperately at one another? are they gliding their hands along each other's body or are they wrapping their arms tightly to hold each other close? do they sigh? do they groan? do they relax? do they tense? are they comfortable with each other or giddy and uncertain? is it a relief, or is it bringing more questions? is it building tension or finally breaking it?

get descriptive with the emotions. how is it making the main character/pov holder feel? how are they carrying those emotions in their body? how do they feel the desire in their body? desire is not just felt below the belt. it's in the gut, it's in the chest, it's in the flushing of cheeks, the chills beneath the skin, the goosebumps over the surface of the flesh. everyone has different pleasure zones. a kiss might not always lead desire for overtly sexual touches. a kiss might lead to the desire for an embrace. a kiss might lead to the impulse to bite or lick at other areas. a kiss could awaken desire to be caressed or caress the neck, the shoulder, the back, the arms etc. describe that desire, show those impulses of pleasure and affection.

of course there is the tactile. what does the love interest taste like? what do they smell like? how do they kiss? rough and greedy? slow and sensual? explorative and hesitant? expertly or clumsily? how does it feel to be kissed by them? how does it feel to kiss them?

i.e. examine who these individuals are, what their motives and feelings are within that moment, who they are together, what it looks like when these two individuals come together. a kiss is not about the mouth. it's about opening the door to vulnerability and desire in one's entire body and soul.

when you get this ask, you have to answer with 5 of your favorite songs and then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers, it's a legal requirement, we will arrest you if you do not follow /j

Go on, arrest me, I'm waiting. I don't have any favorite followers and you're already played this game, so here we go:

Metallica - Ain't My B*tch

Psychostick - Numbers

Huey Lewis - The Power Of Love

Billy Idol - Eyes without A Face

Hungarian State Opera Orchestra - La traviata: Prelude to Act I

It was hard to pick them because I have too many of them. But I'm really into rock, metal and old songs from previous decade!

Fiction doest affect reality in the way that Antis think it does.

Fiction can influence the way you think.

it cannot make ppl wanna touch real kids, if u do, thats a psychological issue detached from ur fictional tastes💀

everyone knows that video games dont cause real violence, so why cant the same be applied here?

i like shooting ppl in video games, am i gonna take a gun and shoot a real person? NO!!!!

i like shotas and incest, would i ever look at a little boy or my family in that way?? ALSO NO!!!!!

Look what I found. Another brainless anti. This make me wanna ship incest even more