I Dont Take Fall Damage - Me, As I Jump Out The Second Floor Window.

“I don’t take fall damage” - me, as I jump out the second floor window.

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

CURSED LONG PENNY

I was gonna draw her sneezing because someone spritzed some perfume on her but I got lazy.

“Anemonia Nightclub (lol!!) Jokes aside, I watched the single player trailer for Splatoon2 and I just wondered how that scene would have been like if the game had a bit of an older audience target and more emphasis on cinematic somehow. I might or might not explore that idea further; but it’s fun to imagine things like that as a storyboard artist :))”

I realized that at some point I had gotten tunnel vision and my eyes had gotten used to the dark; so the previous versions that had color were actually way too dark and I didn’t realize it x_x

So, thank you all again for your indulgence with my trial and error process. Have an agent 4 doodle as bonus too. Splatoon (2) © Nintendo