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~☆My General La Squadra Headcanons☆~

Part 2

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ft. Melone, Ghiaccio, Illuso~♡

part 1 already posted!☆

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Melone

♡ 22 years old.

♡ Natural blonde. He dyed his hair because he got bored of its unnecessarily pale color. At first he wanted red, but when he saw the unique purple of the conditioner next to the shade of his face, he immediately changed his mind.

♡ No, he is NOT hupersexual, and I've had enough of people thinking he is. Do your research before diagnosing a character with something so severe.

♡ What his 'hypersexuality' actually is, is literally just the effects of having a fetish. I would know. Plus it's very obvious from the anime/manga anyways. I can explain the difference in another post if you want me to. I'd be happy to inform you guys :)

♡ he is, however, a big fan of seuxual humor (same lmao)

♡ His favorite bands are Mindless Self Indulgence, Pink Pantheress, Lady GaGa (his absolute idol), Jason Derulo and 100% unironically, too.

♡ His style is very androgynous. As clear from his uniform, he likes to show his torso quite a bit. NO IT'S NOT CAUSE HE'S GAY. It's just a style he feels comfortable in. It has nothing to do with impressing strangers or team members lest he'd not have any time for mafia work. Again i can make an analysis on him some other time.

♡ Avid city boy!! Lives for the crowds and large friend groups. Needless to say, he's the happiest when in a bar with the team playing poker and cracking up jokes.

♡ Actually the most genuinely, wholesomely affectionate one.

♡ His favorite foods are contradictory in texture. He loves chewy with crunchy, like rice with almonds, liquid with solid like tomato soup and baked bread...etc

♡ He's actually very self conscious when it comes to his love life because it's very rare you find someone with very odd fetishes like him. Plus, he's very awkward overall. His posture says enough (i love his posture though its so endearing 🥺)

♡ It's not that he needs to live up to his queer identity of a twink androgynous male, even though he's nailing it, it's just that his metabolism is unbelievably high. He's tried everything, believe me.

♡ Like Risotto, he's a very good father figure.

Ghiaccio

☆ 22 years old. Him being the same age as Melone is one of the main reasons they're so close. The second is that they're both the youngest members of the team.

☆ His favorite bands are Arctic Monkeys, The neighborhood, a few songs from Gorillaz, and his second favorite song from The White Album is Oobla-di! (I actually was so happy to find out he loves the Beatles ajebnsnss)

☆ Was a figure skater in the works for quite a big portion of his life, but then he was put on the Olympics and found he greatly enjoys the competitive feel. He has 12 trophies and 20 medals from many competitions he's joined since he was 9.

☆ His style is mostly casual, but definitely not bland. His favorite articles of clothing are his abundance of black high-necks. He likes to wear fake piercings and a few rings if he's trying to spazz himself up a bit.

☆ His favorite foods are soft foods. He likes anything that can be eaten with his hands, or won't be a hassle to take along with him if he's in a rush. He also loves cold drinks and flavored teas a lot (he even buys them in winter)

☆ Cannot survive summer. Sunburns EVERYWHERE. He has a huge stash of sunscreens of different spf for different settings too. His skin is so sensitive, it gets ashy by the end of of day.

☆ Is never cold, and because of his stand, he doesn't get sick...often. When he does however, it's usually seasonal fever. It's the biggest downside of having his stand.

☆ Risotto helps him get better

☆ He's actually very soft-hearted despite his anger-driven bursts. When he's with the people he trusts the most (especially Melone) he's extremely tame, in behaviour and speech. He doesn't swear as much, and the team appreciates those days a lot. But hell if they'll ever let a day pass without Ghiaccio screaming at them. It's not him!

☆ Has ended up asleep on his teammates laps on so many occasions. Especially after a long mission. He uses up a pity-provoking amount of bodily and spiritual energy that by the end of the day he'd just want to flunk on the neatest surface and catch a few Zs. Of course, seeing as this is a wonderful opportunity for his team to finally see him calm, they tease him to the max!

Illuso

♧ 27 years old.

♧ Don't ask him for his hair routine. He doesn't know. He boasts about its natural perfection so much too-

♧ Curses his height sometimes. It prevents him from gaining a proper amount of muscle, but of course as his body works, he can't really do anything about it. This is mostly he wears his padded outfit, to appear more large. Be does appreciate the broadness of his shoulders though.

☆ His favorite musicians are Prince, Bruno Mars, Elvis and The Weather Girls. He relates to all of them in terms of self-worth.

☆ Too bad he sucks ass at self-care though.

☆ He eats the unhealthiest junk ever. His favorite fast food chain is Subways (you are what you eat ig but that's a topic for later) He also drinks a lot of soda. It's a miracle he hasn't developed osteoporosis by now.

☆ His style is as funky as Formaggio,almost the same thing too. He lives for black cargo pants and chains, but he's very big on all-black clothes that include long coats. It compliments his lanky figure. Loves to match everything with Demonias or Doc Martens. Has a large selection of rings, fake piercings and hand chains. Very show-offy.

☆ Surprisingly the most blasphemous person in the gang. Yes, even more than Melone. Despite Melone being shameless of his peculiar likings, he'd never be immature enough to speak about it out loud, unlike Illuso. He says things like "that's his steaming hot cum sock" to Prosciutto when he asks about someone's discarded clothes.

☆ The shittiest person ever don't talk to him. 💀

Thank yall for 40 followers?????? Idek why you follow me you precious people I post nonsense but I love you for loving said nonsense

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pov: you're about to watch two punks jump a fool

hi! I don't know if you're still taking requests or no, but if you do can I get nsfw with Cioccolata finding out his s/o has a medical fetish? ( latex gloves, syringes, etc and anything that can satiate a blood fetish ). you don't have to write it if it's too extreme or if you're too uncomfortable with it ^^'

Sorry! You missed the request openings. Even still, I'd be happy to indulge your idea more briefly.

(uhh warnings for nsfw and some heavy kinks like medical play, bondage and drugged sex. All consensual.)

Indulging your kink is something Cioccolata takes great pleasure in. To misquote a famous somebody "Everything is about sex, but sex is about power" and exercising his role as a doctor most certainly makes him feel powerful. Cioccolata probably notices your paraphilia when he's giving you a different, far less nefarious check-up. For a number of reasons he prefers to step in himself when his s/o is otherwise in need of a doctor's appointment, and it's during this routine exam that Cioccolata notices the telltale signs of arousal in your vitals. It would be downright negligent not to investigate this further.

Medical kink or no, Cioccolata has always wanted to fuck someone bound to his operating table. Secco always gets too excited and sinks off the table with oasis if he gets tied up. If you're quite alright he'd like to do this with the blood of his last victims still there, or maybe, if you trust him, some of your own as well. He's less a fan of the gloves because they hinder the sharpness of the touch on his part, but perhaps he might indulge them for you.

Another thing he'd like to try, and this is extreme, is drugged sex to aid a roleplay of yourself as his sick patient. Nothing too dangerous, just something to induce a fatigue, perhaps leave you pallor and weakened. It would be the ultimate thrill for him. You'll consent to all this of course, but he would be most grateful.

except for the fact that Kevin is a little more....enlightened than Fred. He would probably lead him into committing tax fraud and Fred would have no idea what's going on until police accuse him.

Fred Jones and Kevin Levin would be friends… bros who bond over their love of cars and also their dog buddies 

Wip I will never finish lol