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Coffee: 7

Coffee design: Abbacchio

Dessert: 28 & 35

Add ons: 5

Special: 1

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ALRIGHT!

abbacchio is here-

enjoy dear~

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Content warning: None

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You're mine anyways

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◈ "You're too busy.. lets take a rest shall we?" you said as you pat his hair while he grumbles but complies anyway, he grabs a book before letting you drag him away from his office. Dragging him to the couch and laying down together.

◈ Snuggling closer to his chest, he hums as he places hand on your head as he massages your hair and gives you small head kisses while reading his book.

◈ "HELL YEAH Y/N IS GETTING IT~!" a shout interrupted as the both of you look at the whole gang (except bruno- he is not there NO BRUNO IS NOT THERE-) staring at you both as narancia, mista, and you started to smirk.

◈ "HELL YEAH I AM!" you shout as you raise a fist making the two of them cheer. "Oh my god shut the fuck up and go back to your rooms. don't even try to drag her away from me." Abbacchio states as he glares at them, the gang just shrugs and walks to their rooms, and narancia and mista gives you a thumbs up as you wink at them making them chuckle.

◈ You turn back to lean on his chest as he mutters a small string of curses before giving you affection. The comforting silence lets you both relax as you hear his soft breaths and his beating heart, his hands running through your hair, letting you sleep silently.

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*KING CRIMSON *

(◍oᴗo) (°◡° "')

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◈ You wake up to see him sleeping, letting out light snores as you smile. Gently and slowly removing his hands, you sit up and stretch. Getting up from the couch and walk silently towards the kitchen, not wanting to make any noises as you wash your hands and start cooking. Putting on your apron and tying your hair up to make it easier.

◈ Adding the toppings to the food, you heard footsteps coming towards the kitchen. You felt hands wrap around your waist as you turn your head around to see your beloved *ʰᵘˢᵇᵃⁿᵈ* Boyfriend hugging you from behind as you let out a chuckle.

◈ "Good morning~" you said as he mutters a greeting back. you walk to the oven as he follows, sliding the pan inside, you set the timer as you finally turn around and wrap your arms around his neck. "How's your sleep?" you ask as he hums and kisses you, you quickly pull away as you let go of him "I still need to prepare the food! you can go sit on the table" you said as you tried to walk away.

Keyword: Tried

◈ He grabs your wrist and traps you in his arms as you groan. "ughhh let me cook please" you said as you try to push him away only to get tossed on his shoulders. "go call narancia to cook." he says as he starts to walk to his room while you just sigh and grab your phone from your pocket as you dial narancia.

◈ "Nara~ go cook" you said as you end the call, not letting the poor child say a word as abbacchio tosses you on the bed as you let out a small 'oof' as his turns you around and hugs you. "You're being affectionate today abba" you said as you laugh.

◈ "Shut up, I can do anything with you, you're mine anyways"

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𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦: 7

𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩: 52, 35, 33, 53, 13

𝘼𝙙𝙙-𝙤𝙣𝙨: 5, 2, 7, 14, 23, 24, 25, 16

𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨:

𝘾𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣: Trish Una

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*Coughs and cries in women obsession*

amen amen amen.

anyways- this has been on my draft for a while

THIS IS A MODERN AU! NO STANDS AND BIZZARE STUFF-

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Content warning: Yandere themes and gore? swearing!

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I'll get rid of them no matter what

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◈ Once you heard that Your deary has a boyfriend, you were furious but hid it with your smile.

◈ You know you HAD to get rid of him. That bastard was stealing your girl! in fact, he was rich as hell! he even has his own island but with no guards. you were jealous. were you not rich enough for her? you even showered her with money and jewelry! but you guessed that it wasn't enough.

◈ By the usual tactics, you invited him to go to a bar at night so that you guys could 'Get to know each other'

◈ Sneaking in front of his house, you held a bat tightly while wearing a crazed smile with eyes that screams your obsession for your love.

◈ Thinking about how you could get rid of him, the sound of his doorknob opening snapped you out of your thoughts as he popped out,. Not giving him the time to close the door, you immediately raise your hand and swung toward his head as a sound of cracking was heard.

◈ You smile as you began to chuckle, your chuckle immediately turning into a crazed laugh. You look down as blood pours out of his head while he groans at tries to stand up. "Oh? I didn't know you could still move! how strong! let's have an endurance test shall we?" he looks up at you with his eyes furrowed "You monster."

◈ raising your hand, you smash your bat to his head repeatedly until you get a close look at his brain as a pool of blood and an eyeball was on the dirt with small pieces of cranium scattered everywhere.

◈ you were insane. at least that's what your other victims said before you killed them brutally. blood, bones, and organs are always around.

◈ Dragging him inside his house, you immediately scurried to his room and looked for money, after you 'borrowed' money from him.

◈ you went to his garage and took a gallon of gasoline. Walking back to his dead body, you pour the liquid everywhere and on his body. Tossing the gallon away, you walk out of the house as you pulled out a lighter, and light it as you threw it inside the house.

◈ "Arrivederci, Amico." you smiled as you picked your bat up and walked away from his house.

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*KING CRIMSON*

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◈ This incident happened after a few days, the police have investigated this and haven't found clues.

◈ Trish was devastated once she found out and sought comfort from you. You were happy when she hugged you but you didn't like how she ranted about his boyfriend, she was complaining about how it always happens when she's in love with someone.

◈ You only hushed her and gave her some comfort. she kept crying on you as you whispered "you'll be mine soon.."

◈ "huh? what did you say y/n?" she looked at you teary-eyed as you gently pushed her head down back as you gave her headpats waiting for the time she sleeps.

◈ a few minutes passed before you heard soft snores, you look down as she sleeps peacefully. Deciding that it's a perfect time, you carried her bridal style and brought her to your bed.

◈ You took ropes and tied them on her hands and legs to the legs of the bed silently and gently but tight enough to make her stay. walking to the corner of your room, you sat down on your study desk and stared at her as you admired her looks and started to imagine scenarios about you and her being together and living happily.

◈ Hours passed as she woke up, her eyes slowly opening and blinking as she tried to sit up but the ropes pulled her back down as her eyes widen. she looks at you as you smile at her.

◈ "Good morning love~! how was your dream?" you ask as you stood up while dragging your chair next to the bed as you sat down and palmed her cheeks as she looks at you in confusion.

◈ "Y/n? wh-why am I tied up??" she asks as you retracted your hand from her cheeks with a frown.

◈ "You know, this wouldn't have happened if you weren't attracted to those disgusting bastards." you said as your eyes furrowed "What do you mean?" she looks at you in confusion but quickly realized the situation was her eyes widened in horror.

◈ "Y/n- did you kill them?" her voice trembled as your smile widened with your eyes as you laugh. She was scared of you. She didn't know it was who got rid of her past boyfriends, she didn't expect this to happen at all.

◈ "I could be a better boyfriend than them dear~ besides, isn't the color of love red? i did this to show my love for you but you didn't get the hint! i kept giving you everything you want! i even bought them for you! yet you just looked away from me and ran to your so-called 'boyfriend' who did the same thing as i did for you! WAS MY GIFTS AND AFFECTION NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!" you shout as you stood up from your chair and slammed a hand to the headboard of your bed, looking at her with crazed eyes filled with anger and mostly obsession.

◈ "MAYBE I SHOULD GET RID OF YOUR FRIEND TOO!" you yelled as she flinches with her eyes tears while you heard sniffs from her, you quickly gasped and pulled out your handkerchief and wiped her tears away.

◈ Sitting back down on your chair, you quickly sighed "Look. I'm sorry if i scared you but it was necessary, you kept pushing me away and i don't like that" patting her head for comfort didn't help her at all, she was still scared of you.

◈ " It's such a shame I turned out this way, a maniac" you stated as you looked at her kindly like nothing happened. "Please let me go.." she said as you look at her in confusion.

◈"let you go? i don't think so my love! i'll take care of you forever! and even if you managed to escape, run as you might but that won't do anything because i'll just bring you back here! unless you want me to contact one of your friends to come here and i'll threaten to kill them if you did"

◈ she looked away from you as she continued to cry silently, you just look at her and stood up. "I'll get rid of them no matter what, my love.'

Tiziano and Squalo with a yandere s/o

They got me wanting to gobble them up😋

Thank you for coming to my cafe, darling.

Sorry if I haven't been posting requests.. I've been busy and losing the motivation to write but I'll try my best to stay active. ( ╓ ‸╖)

Sorry in advance cause i wrote this informally-

But here's your order!

Content warning: Yandere themes but not written seriously

Yipee

☞ this is so messy i am very sorry ◈ Okay so you know how they both die from narancia? Let's say that you saved them from The little orang because obviously, you're obsessed with the lovers-

◈ They both passed out for a while and you took this chance to bring them back to your house while singing ٩(＾◡＾)۶ Now that they're in your house, you tie them up in your room after licking the blood from their wounds patching their wounds, of course, you don't want your beloveds to be injured :[

◈ Once they wake up their reactions would be confused but of course, they're gonna keep their guard up since they failed the mission. Did the boss take them back and is preparing their punishment? will they die??? if so, they're prepared to fight back, summoning their stands only to find out that they can't summon it. a stand attack?? is this the boss's stand power?

◈ Footsteps are heard approaching the door and BOOM!!! the door slammed open only to see..you..? Wait what- who are you?? and- is that narancia you're dragging..? wait why does his head have a hole- oh god his brain is showing..What is wrong with you?? you insane fuck😧

◈ Wait they made eye contact with you- are you gonna kill them next?? guess what happens next ◈ you dash towards them- close your eyes!! but the only thing they feel is..arms wrapping them both?? :0 Apparently you started giving them love kisses and affection! kissy kiss kiss muah muah chup chup ♡ ～('▽^人) God they're so cute! and hot- Don't you just wanna lock them up forever with you?

Masterlist

※ℬ𝓊𝓃𝑔𝑜𝓊 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓎 𝒟𝑜𝑔𝓈

ɴsғᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ[ᴊᴏᴜɴᴏ sᴀɪɢɪᴋᴜ x ᴅᴏᴍ ɢɴ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ɪᴛ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ. ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇss ᴍᴇ.[ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ x sᴜʙ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] sғᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴsғᴡ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴇᴛᴄʜᴏᴜ. ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ?[ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ x ᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴅɪsᴇᴀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʀɪᴅ ᴏғ.[ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ x ᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ? ʟᴇᴛ’s ʀᴇsᴛᴀʀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ.[ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ x ᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪs sᴛɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀғᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟ.[ʙsᴅ x sᴜʙ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ]

sғᴡ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ[ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] sᴜɢᴀʀ ʀᴜsʜ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs[ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ʀɪᴄʜ ᴋɪᴛsᴜɴᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ғɪʀsᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴɢᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs[ᴀᴅᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ[ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ᴡɪɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ[ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴀʀʀɪɴɢ ʙᴇɢɪɴ![ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ʀɪᴄʜ ᴋɪᴛsᴜɴᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x (ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ)ʏᴏsᴀɴᴏ ᴀᴋɪᴋᴏ)]

※𝒥𝑜𝒿𝑜'𝓈 ℬ𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝒹𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒

ɴsғᴡ sᴀʏ ɪᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ᴀᴍᴏʀᴇ.[ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ x ᴅᴏᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ.[ᴍɪsᴛᴀ ɢᴜɪᴅᴏ x ᴅᴏᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] sғᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs[ᴀʙʙᴀᴄᴄʜɪᴏ ʟᴇᴏɴᴇ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ʀɪᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ[ᴛʀɪsʜ ᴜɴᴀ x ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ.[ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ x ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴏᴠᴇʀɢʀᴏᴡɴ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ[ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ x ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʏɪᴘᴇᴇ[ᴛɪᴢɪᴀɴᴏ x ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x sǫᴜᴀʟᴏ]

※ℒ𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓈𝓂/𝒱𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓁 ℋ𝒾𝓉

※ℳ𝑜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓎 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓉

sғᴡ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs [ᴍᴏʀɪᴀʀᴛʏ x ғᴏʀᴇɪɢɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴡɪᴘ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sɪsᴛᴇʀ~ [ ᴍᴏʀ ɪᴀʀᴛʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ!] ᴡɪᴘ

※𝒪𝒷𝑒𝓎 𝓂𝑒! 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒?

Haha its me again with another father-figure avpol request. Here’s a lil scenario (bit of angst)

The reader is on their way home from somewhere and they get attacked by henchman of Dio to get revenge!! Reader is also a stand user and wins but they just come home to Avdol and Polnareff all beat up n stuff? How would the dads react and how would they comfort their kid? What overprotective measures would they take afterwards?

Tysm for sending me some stuff to write! Sorry this took me a bit to respond to, I've been a little caught up in school

They be so mad

Absolutely fuming

Who would dare even try to hurt their precious child

Polnareff would immediately want to find whoever was behind it, and though avdol feels the same way, he tries to control their anger

The moment you come home, bloodied and battered, they were at your side. Caring for your wounds and asking who hurt you.

When you say it was someone who pledged their allegiance to someone named Dio, their faces turned white

Immediately they are overwhelmed with a thousand questions

Is dio still alive?

Are there more followers?

How and why did they target you?

Seeing their panic only makes you more uneasy and you start to get more upset, thinking you did something wrong, and completely overwhelmed from almost loosing your life in a terrifying battle

Once they realize this Polnareff immediately pulls you into a massive hug, burying his nose into your hair and telling you how sorry he was that this happened to you and promising it will never happen again

While avdol pulls you close and gently tells you the story of dio, of course you new that your dads met on a long journey with several other friends to save the life of many people, but for your safety they never got into the details

Avdol apologizes, he never wanted to bring you into that conflict, but in the end it was unavoidable

You spend the rest of the night being coddled by your two your two amazing parents, a movie night with snacks and blankets

To make you feel more safe one of your dads always walks you to and from places like school or your friends house. They swore that both like this will ever happen again and just in case they give you some fighting lessons so you can better hold your own

You're the most important thing in their lives they wouldn't want anything to happen to you

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~☆My General La Squadra Headcanons☆~

Part 1

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Ft: Risotto, Prosciutto, Pesci, Formaggio ~♡

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Risotto nero

◇ Other than Metallica, his favorite bands include Pierce The Veil, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns N Roses and Linkin Park.

◇ Despite what most people like to think about his personality outside of Passione, especially when it comes to strangers, he is surprisingly very tame. Although he is a very strict and often violent man, it's only with his enemies. As shown in the Doppio fight, he likes to take his time to analyze things; he's patient.

◇ With strangers, he has a more wholesome side. He sometimes gets nervous, dare i say shy when talking to either elderly people or women, mostly his age or of single digit age.

◇He fears he might end up scaring everyone away, sometimes. It's not everyday you see a 6'7 beast with black scleras and fiery red eyes. He tries his best to make his testosterone drowned voice less intimidating, often making his voice small.

"T-that'll be it, ma'am, thank you," He murmurs to the cashier, his back arched so he meets her level. Safe to say his face is red.

(90% of Jojo fans migrated from the Arcana Fandom so i hope you understand what im saying when i tell you to compare him a bit to Muriel)

◇ I don't care what anyone says, he is a huge sweet tooth. I'm sorry I'm stupid and I have a huge soft spot for gentle giants who love sweets and are a literal marshmallow deep down.

◇ Amazing father figure.

Prosciutto

♧ 28 years old.

♧ He is just as disappointment-filling as the Fandom portrays him to be.

♧ favorite bands include Red Hot Chili Peppers, Judas Priest, Kiss, and shamefully, Destiny's Child. He doesn't tell anyone about the last one, but he knows he memorizes 'Bills,Bills,Bills' like his own name and will accidentally hum it when it plays.

♧ However let's give him a little bit of credit. He's not cold with everybody, and most definitely not Pesci. Actually, if he ever was cold, it'd be 10x worse than we think.

♧ Deep down, he has a soft spot for everyone in the team. Especially since, unlike Pesci, as much as he's trying to be, are more stable and mature, they meet up to his 'qualifications' of good company. They don't cause him any trouble most of the time, grâce à two certain members of the hitman team.

♧ Is secretly lactose intolerant, but instead of actually admitting it, he comically dumps that personal hatred onto Pesci.

♧ Despite popular belief, he does not smoke. Cmon. When was the last time you saw a panel of him actually smoking? Is it for the old man aesthetic?🤨 In fact, he hates it. Will start a fight if someone puffs the smoke in his face.

♧ Outside of uniform, he dresses up semi-formal and often has a sweater around in case it got chilly. He owns a ton of Doc Martens and the velvet boots with that ugly mustard color.

♧ His favorite foods are savory ones. Enjoys salmon and steak greatly. Make them for him and you might just win his heart (that's a joke, no you won't)

Pesci

♤ 26 years old.

♤ No, he and Pros are not related.

♤ He has caffeine intolerance, but doesn't know it yet. Despite him knowing it makes his stomach upset, it never bothered him enough to actually ask about it, so he just ends up blaming himself for being too weak.

♤ His favorite bands are The Scorpions, Backstreet Boys, Elvis Presley and a few songs of Paul Ankha.

♤ Is best friends with bugs. He's tried to convince the team to help him make a terrarium for the ones he caught, but Formaggio saw a cicada on the floor and immediately booked it. Or...came back and killed the cicada, in a better sense.

♤ Over the course of later years, he's become more hostile and confident. Though, he still has trouble getting out of situations like having to be in charge of a certain job while the actual worker leaves to do something.

♤ Prefers soft foods. Is really fond of native dishes from a round the world, and enjoys going to diverse restaurants everytime he eats out.

♤ If DP didn't decide to do Pesci so wrong with that shit voice, I'd headcanon his voice to be that of Silco from Arcane.

♤ Style is very casual, he likes to match pinks and greens on smaller articles of clothing a lot.

♤ Owns about 100 Converses and a singular pair of winter boots he's had ever since entering the team.

Formaggio

☆ 24 years old.

☆ He's the Mista of the team. Very clearly. Very good looking, a definite ladies man but absolutely fucking dumb.

☆ His hair is a buzzcut. He's ginger and has freckles and moles everywhere on his body, all over his back, arms, legs , even his-

☆ His favorite musicians are Shakira, Black eyes Peas, Michael Jackson and Kiss. Very chill about his music, and cares more about vibes and being able to sing along easily than just the lyrics.

☆ Has a lowkey decent voice when he hums to his favorite song. Accidentally hit that one high note in Celine Dion's song at 7 am when getting ready, and it was the only clean note throughout his entire screaming session. He still got his ass beaten by Prosciutto.

☆ His style is FRESH fresh. Wears a lot of bracelets, has so many piercings including above his eyebrows. He's a big fan of subtle body modification. He wears anything and everything. Hawaiian shirts and baggy pants, short tees that he styles as crop tops with puffer jackets over them. He's really a vibe, has the best style out of everyone in the team.

☆ Loves anything sour. Will eat a lemon whole when he gets the chance.

☆ Very boyfriend material, he's very hyperactive but chill, shows a sense of responsibility with how he's taking care of his beloved cat, and is overall just a score to pull. Look at him he's so handsome ♡

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~☆My General La Squadra Headcanons☆~

Part 2

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ft. Melone, Ghiaccio, Illuso~♡

part 1 already posted!☆

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Melone

♡ 22 years old.

♡ Natural blonde. He dyed his hair because he got bored of its unnecessarily pale color. At first he wanted red, but when he saw the unique purple of the conditioner next to the shade of his face, he immediately changed his mind.

♡ No, he is NOT hupersexual, and I've had enough of people thinking he is. Do your research before diagnosing a character with something so severe.

♡ What his 'hypersexuality' actually is, is literally just the effects of having a fetish. I would know. Plus it's very obvious from the anime/manga anyways. I can explain the difference in another post if you want me to. I'd be happy to inform you guys :)

♡ he is, however, a big fan of seuxual humor (same lmao)

♡ His favorite bands are Mindless Self Indulgence, Pink Pantheress, Lady GaGa (his absolute idol), Jason Derulo and 100% unironically, too.

♡ His style is very androgynous. As clear from his uniform, he likes to show his torso quite a bit. NO IT'S NOT CAUSE HE'S GAY. It's just a style he feels comfortable in. It has nothing to do with impressing strangers or team members lest he'd not have any time for mafia work. Again i can make an analysis on him some other time.

♡ Avid city boy!! Lives for the crowds and large friend groups. Needless to say, he's the happiest when in a bar with the team playing poker and cracking up jokes.

♡ Actually the most genuinely, wholesomely affectionate one.

♡ His favorite foods are contradictory in texture. He loves chewy with crunchy, like rice with almonds, liquid with solid like tomato soup and baked bread...etc

♡ He's actually very self conscious when it comes to his love life because it's very rare you find someone with very odd fetishes like him. Plus, he's very awkward overall. His posture says enough (i love his posture though its so endearing 🥺)

♡ It's not that he needs to live up to his queer identity of a twink androgynous male, even though he's nailing it, it's just that his metabolism is unbelievably high. He's tried everything, believe me.

♡ Like Risotto, he's a very good father figure.

Ghiaccio

☆ 22 years old. Him being the same age as Melone is one of the main reasons they're so close. The second is that they're both the youngest members of the team.

☆ His favorite bands are Arctic Monkeys, The neighborhood, a few songs from Gorillaz, and his second favorite song from The White Album is Oobla-di! (I actually was so happy to find out he loves the Beatles ajebnsnss)

☆ Was a figure skater in the works for quite a big portion of his life, but then he was put on the Olympics and found he greatly enjoys the competitive feel. He has 12 trophies and 20 medals from many competitions he's joined since he was 9.

☆ His style is mostly casual, but definitely not bland. His favorite articles of clothing are his abundance of black high-necks. He likes to wear fake piercings and a few rings if he's trying to spazz himself up a bit.

☆ His favorite foods are soft foods. He likes anything that can be eaten with his hands, or won't be a hassle to take along with him if he's in a rush. He also loves cold drinks and flavored teas a lot (he even buys them in winter)

☆ Cannot survive summer. Sunburns EVERYWHERE. He has a huge stash of sunscreens of different spf for different settings too. His skin is so sensitive, it gets ashy by the end of of day.

☆ Is never cold, and because of his stand, he doesn't get sick...often. When he does however, it's usually seasonal fever. It's the biggest downside of having his stand.

☆ Risotto helps him get better

☆ He's actually very soft-hearted despite his anger-driven bursts. When he's with the people he trusts the most (especially Melone) he's extremely tame, in behaviour and speech. He doesn't swear as much, and the team appreciates those days a lot. But hell if they'll ever let a day pass without Ghiaccio screaming at them. It's not him!

☆ Has ended up asleep on his teammates laps on so many occasions. Especially after a long mission. He uses up a pity-provoking amount of bodily and spiritual energy that by the end of the day he'd just want to flunk on the neatest surface and catch a few Zs. Of course, seeing as this is a wonderful opportunity for his team to finally see him calm, they tease him to the max!

Illuso

♧ 27 years old.

♧ Don't ask him for his hair routine. He doesn't know. He boasts about its natural perfection so much too-

♧ Curses his height sometimes. It prevents him from gaining a proper amount of muscle, but of course as his body works, he can't really do anything about it. This is mostly he wears his padded outfit, to appear more large. Be does appreciate the broadness of his shoulders though.

☆ His favorite musicians are Prince, Bruno Mars, Elvis and The Weather Girls. He relates to all of them in terms of self-worth.

☆ Too bad he sucks ass at self-care though.

☆ He eats the unhealthiest junk ever. His favorite fast food chain is Subways (you are what you eat ig but that's a topic for later) He also drinks a lot of soda. It's a miracle he hasn't developed osteoporosis by now.

☆ His style is as funky as Formaggio,almost the same thing too. He lives for black cargo pants and chains, but he's very big on all-black clothes that include long coats. It compliments his lanky figure. Loves to match everything with Demonias or Doc Martens. Has a large selection of rings, fake piercings and hand chains. Very show-offy.

☆ Surprisingly the most blasphemous person in the gang. Yes, even more than Melone. Despite Melone being shameless of his peculiar likings, he'd never be immature enough to speak about it out loud, unlike Illuso. He says things like "that's his steaming hot cum sock" to Prosciutto when he asks about someone's discarded clothes.

☆ The shittiest person ever don't talk to him. 💀