As A 6 Year Old Who Was Too Inflicted By Gender Norms, I Never Understood Why Girls Would Watch 'boy

As a 6 year old who was too inflicted by gender norms, I never understood why girls would watch 'boy cartoons' but here I am 10 years later, absolutely losing my marbles over these bitches

ESPECIALLY ALBEDO<3<3<3<3

THIS IS SO OUT OF POCKET AJSHJSKSKW I love every single bit of it lmfao 😭💖💖💖

ben: i am not..... GAY!!!! *blows up half the earth*

lomv hee <3

except for the fact that Kevin is a little more....enlightened than Fred. He would probably lead him into committing tax fraud and Fred would have no idea what's going on until police accuse him.

Fred Jones and Kevin Levin would be friends… bros who bond over their love of cars and also their dog buddies 

Inbox empty so gonna write some headcanons on my own, starting with the ratty mold doctor lol

Cioccolata general headcanons:

This man is Roman™

He got very curly hair but keeps them as rasta (besides the tip that curls into itself)

he’s 1.80m, shoe size (European) 43, and he weight 64,6 kg

He sleeps with his makeup on, this is why he looks 45+ and not 35~

Secco steals his pillows, always

if he don’t drink coffee in the morning, he looks like a sewer rat on expired crack and no one want to see that

he prefers dark chocolate, like, the 80% or more

he also loves very bitter licorice 

this man would walk around naked if he wasn’t already been arrested for murder

both him and Secco are banned from literally all markets and supermarkets around Roma so they have to order groceries from home

they have these two old ladies as neighbors who collect the mail and food because Secco bites the mailman

Cioccolata got natural green hair

he got steel nerves but you might hear him screech over a cockroach

his thong is elastic, you can imagine where this is going to end

he’s rich as fuck but he’s not allowed in almost any clothes shops either

his house have like 3 floors and is on the hills on Roma’s suburbs

because of Green Days, his whole body is filled with mold, like, everywhere, including the inside of the bones (they look like spinach rolls if cut open) and if you pull his arms too hard, they might rip off his body

this is also why his bones makes a weird noise when they pop, like, really fucking weird and gross

once he tried to cut off and reattach one of Secco’s arms, he succeeded

he also tried to feed him something different than sugar and fast food, but he almost got bit

more on this: thanks to a nerve operations, he made Secco pretty much insensible to physical touch, this is a double blade weapon although

it’s not impossible to become his friend but you must like surgery, anatomy and be pretty much desensitized about gore. 

Also be ready to hear him talking about weird shit and him asking about checking your organs (if you’re actually friends, don’t worry, he won’t kill you)

he’s very chill and it’s difficult to make him angry, at the very least he gets pissed, but not angry

Touch Secco and you are dead

Oh well

I hope you had fun :“3,,,,