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If I accidentally stole this picture from someone then I sincerely apologize, but look at how happy my boys are!!🥹🥹
La Pioggia
i wrote a thing for the one and only @soft-ris :^) i legit can’t ever write second person so i just slapped my jjba oc pandoro in there. pls love her
title means “rain” in italian genre: fluff about: la squadra survived au
The drive back was quiet but not uncomfortably so. Surprisingly Risotto didn’t turn the radio on as the rain pelted the windows, but Pandoro noticed his knee jump when lighting lit the sky and the subsequent thunder rolled in.
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𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐫𝐚 — 𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐫.
risotto - prosciutto - melone - formaggio - ghiaccio - illuso - pesci - bonus
genre: fluff.
warnings: swearing, and i think that's all.
requested: a lot actually!! so here it is hehe <3
requests here ˃ᴗ˂
a/n: best boy pesci!! i don't know about this one aaa is very hard for me to grasp pesci's personality sometimes idk </3
la squadra doodlessssw
i like them. very much.
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~☆My General La Squadra Headcanons☆~
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Ft: Risotto, Prosciutto, Pesci, Formaggio ~♡
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Risotto nero
◇ Other than Metallica, his favorite bands include Pierce The Veil, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns N Roses and Linkin Park.
◇ Despite what most people like to think about his personality outside of Passione, especially when it comes to strangers, he is surprisingly very tame. Although he is a very strict and often violent man, it's only with his enemies. As shown in the Doppio fight, he likes to take his time to analyze things; he's patient.
◇ With strangers, he has a more wholesome side. He sometimes gets nervous, dare i say shy when talking to either elderly people or women, mostly his age or of single digit age.
◇He fears he might end up scaring everyone away, sometimes. It's not everyday you see a 6'7 beast with black scleras and fiery red eyes. He tries his best to make his testosterone drowned voice less intimidating, often making his voice small.
"T-that'll be it, ma'am, thank you," He murmurs to the cashier, his back arched so he meets her level. Safe to say his face is red.
(90% of Jojo fans migrated from the Arcana Fandom so i hope you understand what im saying when i tell you to compare him a bit to Muriel)
◇ I don't care what anyone says, he is a huge sweet tooth. I'm sorry I'm stupid and I have a huge soft spot for gentle giants who love sweets and are a literal marshmallow deep down.
◇ Amazing father figure.
Prosciutto
♧ 28 years old.
♧ He is just as disappointment-filling as the Fandom portrays him to be.
♧ favorite bands include Red Hot Chili Peppers, Judas Priest, Kiss, and shamefully, Destiny's Child. He doesn't tell anyone about the last one, but he knows he memorizes 'Bills,Bills,Bills' like his own name and will accidentally hum it when it plays.
♧ However let's give him a little bit of credit. He's not cold with everybody, and most definitely not Pesci. Actually, if he ever was cold, it'd be 10x worse than we think.
♧ Deep down, he has a soft spot for everyone in the team. Especially since, unlike Pesci, as much as he's trying to be, are more stable and mature, they meet up to his 'qualifications' of good company. They don't cause him any trouble most of the time, grâce à two certain members of the hitman team.
♧ Is secretly lactose intolerant, but instead of actually admitting it, he comically dumps that personal hatred onto Pesci.
♧ Despite popular belief, he does not smoke. Cmon. When was the last time you saw a panel of him actually smoking? Is it for the old man aesthetic?🤨 In fact, he hates it. Will start a fight if someone puffs the smoke in his face.
♧ Outside of uniform, he dresses up semi-formal and often has a sweater around in case it got chilly. He owns a ton of Doc Martens and the velvet boots with that ugly mustard color.
♧ His favorite foods are savory ones. Enjoys salmon and steak greatly. Make them for him and you might just win his heart (that's a joke, no you won't)
Pesci
♤ 26 years old.
♤ No, he and Pros are not related.
♤ He has caffeine intolerance, but doesn't know it yet. Despite him knowing it makes his stomach upset, it never bothered him enough to actually ask about it, so he just ends up blaming himself for being too weak.
♤ His favorite bands are The Scorpions, Backstreet Boys, Elvis Presley and a few songs of Paul Ankha.
♤ Is best friends with bugs. He's tried to convince the team to help him make a terrarium for the ones he caught, but Formaggio saw a cicada on the floor and immediately booked it. Or...came back and killed the cicada, in a better sense.
♤ Over the course of later years, he's become more hostile and confident. Though, he still has trouble getting out of situations like having to be in charge of a certain job while the actual worker leaves to do something.
♤ Prefers soft foods. Is really fond of native dishes from a round the world, and enjoys going to diverse restaurants everytime he eats out.
♤ If DP didn't decide to do Pesci so wrong with that shit voice, I'd headcanon his voice to be that of Silco from Arcane.
♤ Style is very casual, he likes to match pinks and greens on smaller articles of clothing a lot.
♤ Owns about 100 Converses and a singular pair of winter boots he's had ever since entering the team.
Formaggio
☆ 24 years old.
☆ He's the Mista of the team. Very clearly. Very good looking, a definite ladies man but absolutely fucking dumb.
☆ His hair is a buzzcut. He's ginger and has freckles and moles everywhere on his body, all over his back, arms, legs , even his-
☆ His favorite musicians are Shakira, Black eyes Peas, Michael Jackson and Kiss. Very chill about his music, and cares more about vibes and being able to sing along easily than just the lyrics.
☆ Has a lowkey decent voice when he hums to his favorite song. Accidentally hit that one high note in Celine Dion's song at 7 am when getting ready, and it was the only clean note throughout his entire screaming session. He still got his ass beaten by Prosciutto.
☆ His style is FRESH fresh. Wears a lot of bracelets, has so many piercings including above his eyebrows. He's a big fan of subtle body modification. He wears anything and everything. Hawaiian shirts and baggy pants, short tees that he styles as crop tops with puffer jackets over them. He's really a vibe, has the best style out of everyone in the team.
☆ Loves anything sour. Will eat a lemon whole when he gets the chance.
☆ Very boyfriend material, he's very hyperactive but chill, shows a sense of responsibility with how he's taking care of his beloved cat, and is overall just a score to pull. Look at him he's so handsome ♡
La Squadra urbex headcanons
I had a dream about this a while back and I KNEW that I had to write something
Risotto Nero:
Good in theory, a disaster in practice. As much as Risotto likes the idea of it, he’ll most likely won’t participate because of how tall and broad he is.
Also, his love for long and flowy clothes will make it difficult for him to move around, he’ll either get caught on something or get a concussion from hitting his head on low doorways and ceilings or get a face full of cobwebs for his troubles.
To make up for his inability to go out and explore himself, he watches an absurd amount of urbex videos in his spare time.
Prosciutto: Nope! No way. Don’t even think that he’ll willingly step a foot into an old, abandoned, dusty building if it isn't a mission and he isn't getting paid for it, he definitely doesn’t get the appeal or understand what he’s supposed to do.
Not to mention his wardrobe, he wears expensive designer suits, and God forbid he ruins them.
But he does encourage his teammates (especially Pesci) to go out and explore, saying that it’s good for training, but in reality, he’s just old and doesn’t see the fun in it.
Pesci: Surprisingly, he enjoys urbex very much.
His favorite places to explore are usually large and open, for example, sports arenas or theme parks. He also takes lots of amateurish pictures to show his Aniki and Risotto, since they usually don’t want to come with him.
He's very respectful and usually sticks to the group he’s exploring with. Overall, he’s just there to have fun and take pretty pictures.
Formaggio: Occasionally goes with the gang when he has nothing better to do. He likes exploring old houses or anything with lots of clutter, mostly because he pockets some of the cool-looking things even though you’re not supposed to do that.
He's the best at finding abandoned spots around town since he knows most of the locals around town. His stand is also very useful when it comes to getting past fences or barred doors and windows.
He will make fun of the edgy graffiti on the walls.
Illuso: He isn’t a fan of urbex, much like Prosciutto he doesn’t like wandering around dusty and decrepit places he can be bribed into doing it easily enough.
Likes helping Pesci out with his photography, he's a master when it comes to finding and arranging props or finding the right light and camera angle.
His stand is also useful for getting into fenced or boarded-up areas.
Ghiaccio: He loves urbex! Though he often strays from the group, he still has fun exploring abandoned places. His favorite spots are large stadiums and construction sites where he can exercise, parkour, and show off his techwear.
Has an affinity for tall buildings and vantage points as well, he feels like he’s on top of the world when he can literally look down on his group from some scaffolding and challenge someone to race him across the building.
Keeps a journal with all of the places he’s been to, what he liked and disliked about it and what to look out for.
Melone: He likes it enough to tag along with the group most of the time, especially if Formagio is there. He’ll goof off with him and Pesci for the most part.
Although he’ll be a bit well behaved if they're in a hospital since he wants to go through the various documents and bottles, spouting out medical and biological facts that scar anyone unfortunate enough to be near him.
He is the only one aware that black mold exists and usually grabs a few respirators for the gang before going out.
Gelato: Yet another person who does it to hang out with some of his fellow assassins, although his idea of hanging out may end up giving someone a heart attack one day.
Sometimes he’ll go off on his own for a few minutes to “check something out” and scare everyone else shitless when he decides to run at the group screaming bloody murder. Often takes creepy pictures of the building, though most of the pictures he brings back are of the mortified faces of his teammates.
He mellows out after some time and hangs out with Ghiaccio or graffities some of the walls and floors. Sorbet: He’s another old man who prefers to stay back. He'll laugh at the pictures Gelato brings back and listens to the guys talk about what other fun things happened.
His crippling fear of bugs also keeps him from going anywhere near any abandoned house.
Keeps albums of the best pictures Gelato has taken. He also comes up with some creative concepts and sketches for Gelato to use when he tags buildings.