That One Post You Know The One

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That one post you know the one

If snake was a comedian (Kevin Hart reference)

Snake: I wake up at the middle of the night, my stomach is killing me I called the front desk.

Snake: a woman picked up the phone she said "hello front desk how can I help you" it's the first time I've heard English outside of my family since I've been to Japan, you would have thought that I was Tom Hanks in cast away I. lost. it.

Snake:...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Sobbing*

Snake:.... GUINEA PIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG

Snake: PLEASE GUINEA PIGGGGG

Snake: she's like "sir calm down man calm down what room are you in?"

Snake: sob* i don't know I don't know...!

Woman on the phone: your room number on the phone.

Snake: ok...I'm IN roOm *sniff* I'm i- in room.. line line desk cross house I don't know how to read it..!

Snake: it looks- i looks like a- it looks like a abandoned building where no one knows made out of bamboo sticks I don't know..!....SO EXCITED I don't know..!

Snake:...HEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!

Steampunk summer anyone? 

That's so sweet 🥺

got diagnosed today, my fiancée made me a cake

OMGGGGG 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Bi rights 😌

IT going to be gud