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~Mr wolf love headcanons lol :)~
(I haven't watched the movie yet, I just love this guy, so if I get any major character traits wrong in this I'm sorry)
He's a charmer alright, and the fact that he's so smitten with you specifically is a huge honor
He's a huge flirt, he always manages to sneak in a flattering remark in every conversation with you
It's a whole other story if you flirt back, make a little remark about how cute he is and he gets a bit red. you might even make his tail wag a bit
He's the type to keep his arm on your shoulder while walking in public, because deep inside, he's incredibly proud just to be by your side
He noticed that whenever he shows off a fang or two in his smile, you blush a bit. So now when he smirks at you, he remembers to give you a good glimpse of his teeth. (and you melt inside)
He likes to use cheesy pet names sometimes, if he's feeling smug enough. sometimes he accidentally says them in front of his friends. And just to make him sweat a bit, you call him one back.
There was one occasion where he flirted with you using one of these pet names, and because you were feeling brave, you leaned over to him up close, and said "wow, thanks. You're such a good boy.". His tail began to wag like crazy and you chuckled to yourself a bit.
Lol it's time guys
Might make a part 2 who knows
Mr wolf x Mr snake headcanons besties (spoilers)
It's been a while since they got out of jail, and things have been interesting between Wolf and Snake
Now that it's become 100% that Wolf cares a lot about snake, he's gotten the confidence to turn up the flirting way up
"What's the point in holding back if he already knows?" Is his mindset
Remember that time he called him a sweetheart? Well, now he has the guts to throw him a few winks and smirks.
Whenever mr snake and Mr wolf meet up, Wolf always remembers to give him a "hey, honey. How's it been". Honey being interchangable, of course. the sentiment of this line always stays sweet
Mr snake tries his hardest to keep calm, he really tries. But Mr wolf always manages to make him blush
They spend a lot of time together, and although they both enjoy it, sometimes it gets mr snake a bit tired. Mr. wolf always notices this, and scoops his snake up to hold him in his arms. This makes Snake lose his mind, of course.
-Need some Warmth right now-
~Fluffyvenom (wolf x snake) fanfic
my first time writing a whole fanfic so sorry if it sucks lol
Mr Snake and Mr Wolf had been on the road for who knows how long. They had been fleeing from the authorities, and although they were able to lose their pursuers, they still had to find someplace to stay for the night. They didn't care where, really, all they needed was a place with a mattress or two.
"I see a bed and breakfast over there." the wolf said in relief. "Finally, some luck." "Well it's about time! We've been driving all day." Snake groaned. They pulled over, parking in the empty parking lot. "Guess there's not a lot of business these days, huh?" The lupine remarked.
The two stepped out of the car and were immediately hit by a blast of frigid air. "Holy fuck, its freezing out here." Snake complained. "Well, we have been driving a while. I guess we didn't even notice because of the heater." Wolf replied. The two scurried inside to escape the cold.
Unfortunately, when they got to their room, it wasn't too much of an improvement. Although they had escaped the cold winds, the walls weren't very well insulated. "Well, This isn't any better, is it." Wolf remarked with an irritated tone. "Alright I've had enough, where are the damn beds." Snake said, losing his patience. "Oh right, they're over..." Wolf trailed off, as he realized that the room only had a single bed. That's when he got an idea. "Wait, I just came up with something that could help us." Wolf's mouth began ever so slightly form a subtle grin. "And what's tha-" Snake grew silent, as wolf began to take off his shirt right before his eyes. "What the hell?!" Snake shouted, blushing like crazy while trying to hide it. "W-wolf?!". The canine gave his explanation, "look, so there's only one bed, right? And I'm covered head to toe in thick fur. So if we lay under the blankets close to each other, you'll warm up!"
This was snake's only option, and he was sorta glad it was. The two carried out Wolf's plan, wrapping themselves in the blankets. Snake was nervous at first, that was until he and Wolf's fur made contact. It was luscious and incredibly soft, like burying your head into cotton candy. "Is alright if I-". "Knock yourself out". Snake began to gently coil around his lupine. He could pick up faint hints of Wolf's whisky cologne, lingering on his fur.
The two enjoyed each other's embrace for a while, becoming lost in each other's hold. "Hey, snake" "yeah?". The canine took a short moment to speak, trying to find the words in his heart. "Promise me it'll always be like this." Snake felt suprised, taking a moment to speak as well. "Of course, I promise". Snake was indeed warm now, yet he felt another type of warmth, he had never felt before. A warmth that was glowing deep in his heart
Piranha: ay webs! What's going on?
Webs: Nothing, just checking out Wolfie's texts w/ snake
~text history~
Wolf: hey bby girl, 🫦😍🫦❤️🫦😍💖🫦🫦💖😍❤️🔥🫦😍💖🫦❤️🔥😍😍💖😍😍🫦❤️🔥😍😍😍😍😍💖❤️🔥💖🥰💖🫦❤️💖🫦🫦
Mr wolf: hey, snake, let me get some of that popsicle
Mr snake: fine, get over here. *Bites a chunk off the popsicle*
*starts aggressively making out*
Mr wolf: thanks man, cya
(note: no idea if this is too much lol)
Mr wolf w/ snake wrapped around his neck like a scarf has gotta be one of my favorite concepts ever
~One Sharp Sweet tooth~
fluffyvenom fanfic
This isn't very long, I just wanted to post a short fluffyvenom fanfic.
It was almost noon, and the bad guys were still waking up. Piranha was making breakfast half awake, webs sleepily sat on the couch with her coffee, and Shark was watching TV with content (being the only morning person). Then after a while, the group began to realize. Where the h-e-double-hell were Wolf and Snake? It seems like every other day that they go missing in the morning. Oh well, the remaining bad guys collectively shrugged, hopefully they're not getting themselves killed out there. And fortunately, they weren't.
"y'know one of these days the others are gonna find out about our little picnics, right?" Snake chuckled, slithering while dragging a basket with his tail. "Oh I wouldn't worry about that," Wolf smirked "they're probably in the middle of some big misadventure or something". "Those idiots are great, still, I'm definitely not gonna let them in on these" Snake replied, giving a smirk back to the tall canine. "you and me both" Wolf said back.
The two reached their picnic spot, a large oak tree that was placed next to the rose portion of the park. "Alright, let's set up shop" Wolf said. Wolf began to lay the picnic blanket on the slightly damp grass, snake opened up the basket and lifted two thermoses of coffee and handing one to wolf. "dang wolf, this is great!" Snake said, finishing a sip of his coffee. "Well it's easy, I know how much you love sugar, so I just put in a tablespoon, or 20." Wolf replied
"you've always had a thing for sugary stuff, haven't you, sugar-fang?" Wolf said, winking at Snake. "Ha, what can I say, I love sweet things." Snake giggled, unable to hide the fact that his face was tinted with red, "maybe that's why I spend so much time with you, huh fluffball?". This caught wolf off guard for a bit, blushing a bit.
Wolf took a bit to respond, struggling to find something to say. Then finally he responded to Snake. "love you too babe" he said. Although snake knew this to be true, everytime he heard those words, the world came to life. The two spent a bit of time in silence, simply enjoying the fact that they were there, on the same picnic blanket with each other.
"So when are we gonna tell the others?" Wolf asked, half-jokingly. "Whatever, they find out when they find out." Snake replied
Mr shark: I wonder what Wolf and Snake are up to
The noises coming from the bedroom:
(insert cupcakke sfx)
Fluffyvenom headcanons part 2 (Relationship Tendency lol)
Their first ever kiss was a major curve ball for them both
They were just sitting in the car, waiting for the others to finish something
They were laughing and stuff, the usual, and then Mr wolf places his hand in snake's tail hand thing
It was SO awkward, they kinda just looked at each other for a bit
Wolf started blushing and said sorry
Snake responds with a sheepish "don't be"
And then they looked into each other's eyes and their lips slowly drifted towards one another's
After it was finished, Wolf fully realized what had happened and took the opportunity to wink at Snake
Snake waved his tail in an "oh stop" motion
(they were of course full tomato red at that point)
And that's when the rest of the gang entered the car
The others spent the entire car ride wondering what was up with the pair
THE HUSBANDS ARE AT IT AGAIN
My beloved sugar addict and my beloved smooth criminal
Mini headcanon:
when they were in the early stages of knowing each other, Wolf dumped a bunch of sugar into snake's coffee as a prank and Snake immediately loved it and asked wolf to make his coffee like this every time
This is how Wolf and Snake were before they became besties/gay lovers and there's no convincing me otherwise
Snake: *bumps his head on a table* Ow, shit!
Wolf: *starts violently kicking table* don't you ever hurt my boyfriend again you punk bastard
~The caffeine makes my heart beat faster~
Fluffyvenom coffee shop!Au
Might make a part 2 to this who knows yknow lol
Part 1 (Wolf's POV):
The big bad crush
Wolf had been working at The Crimson Cup for about 6 months now. He worked diligently to perfect his technique, memorizing coffee recipes, and overall being the best barista he could be. However, he didn't stick around just because he's passionate about the craft. Instead, his true reason was way more personal.
There he was, a mature Burmese python, sitting at the window with a gaze that made Wolf melt. Everyday he walked through the cafe doors and ordered the same coffee. Mr Wolf had been crushing over him for so long, but he never had the courage to ask him out
Despite the fact that Wolf was in his late 20s, every time he looked at Snake he felt like a lovestruck teen. As he stared at his intimidating, yet gentle eyes he wondered if he could ever find the strength to just say the simple words, would you wanna go out with me?
Mr. Wolf was pulled into reality again as he felt a light tapping on his shoulder. "Hey buddy, I know you're busy with your daily routine but we still gotta get work done". Mr. Wolf's manager, Diane Foxington, said with slight irritation. "yeah yeah, I'll get back to work".
Mr. Wolf started preparing a cup, yet he couldn't take his eyes off of the serpent. He decided that today is the day that he finally asks him. He began brainstorming ways to ask him out. Unfortunately, every plan he made seemed stupid to him. "I'm just gonna go take this to the table, alright?" The voice of one of Wolf's coworkers cuts in. "yeah, sure." Wolf replied.
Although he really wanted to, he just couldn't figure out how. Maybe some other day he'd ask. He glanced at his hand and saw the sugar container he was holding. Except it was more than half way done. "Holy shit" wolf muttered in realization "this was full before I used it!"
Wolf panicked and looked around for the cup, his heart dropped when he saw that it was already being given to Snake. "Oh no no no no, he's gonna hate it!" Wolf screamed inside "and he knows I'm the one who made it!". Wolf broke out into a cold sweat, it was over for him, there's no way he'd go out with him if he felt that he sabotaged his coffee.
Wolf watched as Snake took a quick sip of his drink. At first he seemed surprised, taking a look at the coffee. However, to Wolf's surprise, a smile snuck onto his face as he continued to drink the coffee. Wolf melted with relief and joy. "He liked it." Wolf muttered to himself, as if not completely convinced this was real. "Holy shit he really liked it!". Wolf didn't even realize it, but as he glanced at his side he saw that his tail was wagging like crazy. His heartbeat fluttered with bliss and he couldn't stop grinning.
Part 2 (Snake's POV):
Sweet tooth, for you
Snake's days were, for the most part, not very eventful. He gets up, showers, goes to work, works all day, goes home, goes to sleep. Despite this fact, there was one part of every day that he could look forward to. His visit to the crimson cup.
The coffee there was fine to him, it wasn't his all time favorite. Of course, that wasn't why he went there everyday. There he stood, a tall, if a bit lanky, grey wolf that had managed to steal his heart without even talking to him at all. The way he always had everything under control, had a way with people, and handled it all with grace had Snake absolutely smitten.
Just seeing him gave him the strength to keep going. Sadly, Snake felt that he'd never be interested in him. A Wolf as great as him? With such a lowly snake? Mr. Snake didn't see it as a possibility. To him, Wolf was a fluffy god, and the serpent was just the same dirty old snake. As he watched Wolf make his coffee, he wondered what it must be like to be that wonderful.
Snake's coffee had arrived, the coffee that his crush made with his perfect hands. He still couldn't shake the feeling that he was undeserving of any of this.
Despite this, when he took that first sip of coffee, he felt all of that melt away. As he went back for more, he felt as if things would be fine, that things could work out. Just knowing that Wolf had made this with him in mind was enough for him.
Omg he looks great 👍👍
Ok.
Remember how I said imagine if wolf and snake had a kid well here you go
Bonus:
Miles wolf
(I feel so cringy for making this but I'm not angry with it tbh)
I'm going to try to make this better
(it's a boy btw)
What if instead of hugging they started aggressively making out in mid air?
Snake: *making coffee*
Wolf: not too much buddy, wouldn't want to keep you up all night
Snake: *under his breath* I would want to keep you up all night
Wolf: what?
Snake: what?
The rest of the bad guys: 👀
Webs being in the the bad guys with fluffy venom and Pirahna x Shark
(Art is from blades of furry by emilydoesart)
