If Snake Was A Comedian (Kevin Hart Reference)

If snake was a comedian (Kevin Hart reference)

Snake: I wake up at the middle of the night, my stomach is killing me I called the front desk.

Snake: a woman picked up the phone she said "hello front desk how can I help you" it's the first time I've heard English outside of my family since I've been to Japan, you would have thought that I was Tom Hanks in cast away I. lost. it.

Snake:...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Sobbing*

Snake:.... GUINEA PIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG

Snake: PLEASE GUINEA PIGGGGG

Snake: she's like "sir calm down man calm down what room are you in?"

Snake: sob* i don't know I don't know...!

Woman on the phone: your room number on the phone.

Snake: ok...I'm IN roOm *sniff* I'm i- in room.. line line desk cross house I don't know how to read it..!

Snake: it looks- i looks like a- it looks like a abandoned building where no one knows made out of bamboo sticks I don't know..!....SO EXCITED I don't know..!

Snake:...HEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!

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I love the last one

Snake be like

"this is my family and if anyone tries to touch them I will kill every single person in this room and then I'll kill myself"

Soo cuuuuttttteeeee 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️😭😭

Got any mr snake headcanons?

Ouhh yes I've been waiting for this one 🙌

Not really too much but I got a little handful for you anon:

- He's the type to sit on the couch and say he's gonna watch TV but as soon as he sits down a few minutes later he's out like a light, head leaned back in that open mouthed snore, but soon as someone touches the remote he's like "IM WATCHING THAT" and then nah he's asleep again

- sprinkling in a little fluffyvenom because I have to, I personally headcanon Snakey as a demiromantic gay man, so while Wolf had already realized his feelings for the reptile well into their friendship, it did take Snake a bit longer and getting to know him to realize those feelings as well, part of that being he'd never felt as close with someone as he did with Wolf

- I feel like he would enjoy golden oreo cookies for some reason

- his collection of hawaiin shirts is insane, half the time he'll notice a new shirt in his closet that he doesn't even remember buying, but he just goes with it cause hey the more the better right

- hates anything thats sour or bitter, Wolf convinced him to try black coffer and it was the worst experience his life

- If anyone touches his family or hurts them he will kill everyone in this room and then himself (pretty much true)

That's so sweet 🥺

got diagnosed today, my fiancée made me a cake

I love the highlights! Especially a how snake is sleeping he's so adorable 🥺❤️

I made another speedpaint video! It's a new format now, podcast-like!! have a look!

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That one post you know the one

Wolf: snake.. will you marry me?

Kitty dressed up as snake: meow! *Turns it's head away*

Wolf: this isn't helping at all.