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This is 4/5, Human Mr. Snake from The Bad Guys movie and let me ask you:

WHY WAS THIS GENERIC ASS MOTHER F*CKER SO DIFFICULT TO DRAW?!

Originally I wanted him to look kinda like Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit but lankier, more skinny. And he did end up kinda like I wanted but I don't know. Also his color kinda fucked me up, I wanted him to be about as yellow as humanly possible but after an actual week of researching I came to learn that there is no properly yellow melanin, it's apparently only brown, black or red so for him to look yellow he had to have a skin condition that I didn't want to go into which ended up throwing his whole color scheme off, not to mention the pose, IT'S APPARENTLY REALLY DIFFICULT TO POSE A SNAKE, and humanizing a snake in a way consistent with it is apparently very hard too. And the background, a solid snake shaped background with some extra personal detail should be very simple right? RIGHT? It was not, oh boy it was not.

Well, at least I finished him. Maybe in a few years once I'm a better artist I'll re-do him, but for now this will have to do. All in all it's probably not the worst thing I've posted, definitely not the worst character design I've made. Just. . . A little dissapointing, I thought I'd do a better job with this one. This did make me appreciate the animators of the movie a lot more though, if making a humanized snake is this hard actually having a snake character and making them do stuff in a way that looks interesting is probably even harder.

OK, so hi guys  I’m back again, so just got a pure boredom in my mind decided to create a an au for the bad guys

This is a what if scenario :

What if Diane stopped being the Crimson paw but she join the bad guys. She kept her identity a secret  but instead of her having this life-changing moment in her flashbacks. she joins the bad guys she helps the bad guys with their petty crimes being the world’s greatest criminal in all into one day they all slip up and get caught the story would go the exact same way in but with Diane involved I would really like to see Diane’s character development if she were a part of the bad guys.

 OK now here me out I know you’re about to say,Diane already has a redemption arc she became the governor and started helping people. 

It’s just a silly little idea, and I said it was a what if scenario  but I would like to really see it play out  even though it doesn’t make sense then that would leave the question who would be the governor

[Btw] the reason why I haven’t been posting is because I really don’t know what to post I mean what do you post on Tumblr nowadays just a little nervous that’s all but I’ll try to lighten up.

 a gift to a follower

 I know this is something I normally don’t post but I made a little something for @aggimaginary  I hope I’m getting their name, right 😅

This is their oc Mr hornet.

OK huge ‼️disclaimer ‼️ don’t be a$$hole this is a head cannon do not send me hate because of this head canon or 

Even comment  I don’t see piranha as trans ok I didn’t ask not to be rude, but those types of comments are annoying. Also massive ⚠️TW⚠️ for transphobia/dysphoria alsoI’m sorry if I don’t makes sense. There will be a lot of typos so I apologize for that.

Also, piranha can be read as a transmasc

This was made by me ☺️

#1: Piranha use to hate wearing dresses

#2: before his transition, he definitely felt heavy dysphoria around his brothers and the bad guys 

#3: he was definitely gender envious he hated the way his voice sounded

#4: because of his height, piranha was often picked on at school, and got in to fights most often [yes I hc that he went to school  and after graduating he got into the family business oh, and an animal fact, piranhas are one of the many intelligent fish out there in the Amazon ]

#5: piranha was closeted because his father didn’t approve

#6: his family mostly his brothers picked on him for his height and gave him the nickname little Pepe which he actually turned into his legal name 

#7: he betrayed his brothers and left the piranha brother gang to join the bad guys

#8: the only reason the tdg gang found out piranha was trans was when wolf caught him using medical bandages to cover his chest [because at the time piranha didn’t have a binder]

#9: the bad guys were super supportive

Ok little angst⚠️TW⚠️ For gender dysphoria, and unsafe binding and before you asked, where are the other bad guys they all went shopping wolf didn’t want to go I know that’s out of character for him, but he just didn’t wanna go Also piranha didn’t wanna go either in second sorry if there’s a lot of typos I’m not good at handwriting. Also the original post had comments section turned off so sorry about that and I also wanna apologize for the shitty writing. I’m not good at it. 

Piranha sat in the bathroom looking at his reflection, looking at the carefully wrapped bandages around his chest he knew this was wrong. He knew he couldn’t keep these on forever, he always felt a sharp pain in his chest. Every time he kept these on for at least an hour. He have been doing this for a week  there was no point in stopping now besides, It made him feel good about his body it didn’t make him feel bad piranha was so fixated on his reflection that he didn’t notice somebody knocking on the door, And then it opened

piranhas trance was broken when he heard a loud yelp in the doorway piranha quickly covered his chest so nobody would see the bandages it was Wolf oh, my God piranha I didn’t mean to Bargin on you I didn’t think anybody was in the bathroom wolf I thought you went with the others said wall, covering his eyes and stumbling back rambling endless apologies trying to find and close the door but through the cracks of his fingers, he could barely make out the bandages on piranhas his chest and when  wolf was halfway out, of the doorway piranha quickly slammed the door in his face and locked it, causing wolf to stumble back in the fall in the process làrgate piranha shout it from the other side of the door.



Shit was all piranha could think  as he actually sat on the bathroom floor he prayed that wolf didn’t see or look down on his chest know he couldn’t had he covered his chest plus wolf’s eyes were covered his by his own hand he he couldn’t have seen the bandages piranha reassured himself as he sat on the floor, getting ready to have a full-blown panic attack but once again,

wolfs voice broke him out of his trance. Piranha look I’m sorry for barging in, and I’m sorry for looking, but where those bandages wolf’s voice sounded more concerned and calm but those were the words piranha was dreading to hear no piranha stammer all of a sudden a small fart came from piranha sorry mumbled softly, piranha I know when you’re lying. Wolf said you fart when you lie no piranha said I I fart when I’m nervous. Yeah, nervous about lying. Wolf responded I don-before piranha could finish his sentence. The small fart that happen seconds ago turned into a large gurgle piranha clench to stomach and said sorry before a huge cloud of green fog filled the bathroom

As a loud fart irrupt it from the bathroom and wolf quickly covered his mouth and nose, while inside the bathroom piranha did the same piranha tried fanning through the fog, but that didn’t work,He have no choice but to open the door piranha cough at the terrible smell. Maybe he shouldn’t had eaten that leftover burritos last night but he couldn’t help it. Burritos were one of his favorite foods as he stammered the door and fumbled with the locks for a few minutes before finally managing to get the door open, the door opened the the fog proceeded to evaporate to the fresh air around it wolf coughed as the fog hit his face wolf fan away the remaining fog  piranha stepped out of the bathroom still coughing until he made it into the doorway

As the last of the green frog disappeared, Wolf could see piranha more clearly now just as he suspected piranha just was neatly wrapped in bandages piranha wolf sad  his voice still keeping that calm and caring tone look I’m not mad, but before wolf could finish his sentence piranha, cut him off I know it’s wrong OK I know I shouldn’t be doing it but it makes me feel better about my body Chico. It makes me feel comfortable in my skin and I don’t need you criticizing me for that you don’t know how it piranhas his eyes began to tear up but before piranha continue his rambling he suddenly felt the soft touch of a paw, rubbing on his forehead.

Piranha looked up to see wolf gently stroking his head  piranha, calm down can we just talk please piranha stirred up at Wolf with widen eyes  this was the first time somebody actually cared about him or wasn’t trying to pick a fight with him or make fun of him.  wolf look down at the at the second tiniest member of the bad guys wolf let out a sigh now look I’m not going to touch you if you’re not comfortable, but you need to take off those bandages I know piranha quietly mumbled do you have a shirt that you could put on I think I do put piranha spoke up all right you take off those bandages and i well go get the shirt all right piranha nodded in agreement piranha turned around and made his way back to the bathroom,

As wolf began to make his way to piranhas room when wolf reach the door, opened it wolf stepped in, and quickly took into his surroundings piranhas room was somewhat of a mess, a few dirty clothes, here, and there, but nothing too bad wolf scan the room, and his eyes fell upon the dresser who walked towards it, and started looking through the drawers. It didn’t take long for to wolf find a shirt. It was just a a regular black shirt with Spanish cuss words on it but didn’t matter, though who quickly exited piranhas room, closing the door behind him and made his way back to the bathroom by the time wolf was in front of the bathroom, piranha had already taken off the bandages knocked on the door piranha I got the shirt ok the bandages are off. Thank you wolf heard a click before the bathroom door was unlocked in piranha quickly grab the shirt. 

To make a long story short, wolf excepted piranha and they told the other bad guys seven months later piranha end up having top surgery, this is where I’m going to end the little angst off. And you know what I might actually write a story on how I think the bad guys got together with this pacific head cannon for Mr. piranha and listen I know a lot of people love, trans Mr. piranha piranha can also be read as transfem because of the whole scene where he says

“I want to go on the girl trip”

So yeah but this is my new messages 

Mr Piranha from The Bad Guys is a trans man!!

Lol it's time guys

Might make a part 2 who knows

Mr wolf x Mr snake headcanons besties (spoilers)

It's been a while since they got out of jail, and things have been interesting between Wolf and Snake

Now that it's become 100% that Wolf cares a lot about snake, he's gotten the confidence to turn up the flirting way up

"What's the point in holding back if he already knows?" Is his mindset

Remember that time he called him a sweetheart? Well, now he has the guts to throw him a few winks and smirks.

Whenever mr snake and Mr wolf meet up, Wolf always remembers to give him a "hey, honey. How's it been". Honey being interchangable, of course. the sentiment of this line always stays sweet

Mr snake tries his hardest to keep calm, he really tries. But Mr wolf always manages to make him blush

They spend a lot of time together, and although they both enjoy it, sometimes it gets mr snake a bit tired. Mr. wolf always notices this, and scoops his snake up to hold him in his arms. This makes Snake lose his mind, of course.

Piranha: ay webs! What's going on?

Webs: Nothing, just checking out Wolfie's texts w/ snake

~text history~

Wolf: hey bby girl, 🫦😍🫦❤️🫦😍💖🫦🫦💖😍❤️‍🔥🫦😍💖🫦❤️‍🔥😍😍💖😍😍🫦❤️‍🔥😍😍😍😍😍💖❤️‍🔥💖🥰💖🫦❤️💖🫦🫦

Mr wolf: hey, snake, let me get some of that popsicle

Mr snake: fine, get over here. *Bites a chunk off the popsicle*

*starts aggressively making out*

Mr wolf: thanks man, cya

(note: no idea if this is too much lol)

Mr wolf w/ snake wrapped around his neck like a scarf has gotta be one of my favorite concepts ever

~One Sharp Sweet tooth~

fluffyvenom fanfic

This isn't very long, I just wanted to post a short fluffyvenom fanfic.

It was almost noon, and the bad guys were still waking up. Piranha was making breakfast half awake, webs sleepily sat on the couch with her coffee, and Shark was watching TV with content (being the only morning person). Then after a while, the group began to realize. Where the h-e-double-hell were Wolf and Snake? It seems like every other day that they go missing in the morning. Oh well, the remaining bad guys collectively shrugged, hopefully they're not getting themselves killed out there. And fortunately, they weren't.

"y'know one of these days the others are gonna find out about our little picnics, right?" Snake chuckled, slithering while dragging a basket with his tail. "Oh I wouldn't worry about that," Wolf smirked "they're probably in the middle of some big misadventure or something". "Those idiots are great, still, I'm definitely not gonna let them in on these" Snake replied, giving a smirk back to the tall canine. "you and me both" Wolf said back.

The two reached their picnic spot, a large oak tree that was placed next to the rose portion of the park. "Alright, let's set up shop" Wolf said. Wolf began to lay the picnic blanket on the slightly damp grass, snake opened up the basket and lifted two thermoses of coffee and handing one to wolf. "dang wolf, this is great!" Snake said, finishing a sip of his coffee. "Well it's easy, I know how much you love sugar, so I just put in a tablespoon, or 20." Wolf replied

"you've always had a thing for sugary stuff, haven't you, sugar-fang?" Wolf said, winking at Snake. "Ha, what can I say, I love sweet things." Snake giggled, unable to hide the fact that his face was tinted with red, "maybe that's why I spend so much time with you, huh fluffball?". This caught wolf off guard for a bit, blushing a bit.

Wolf took a bit to respond, struggling to find something to say. Then finally he responded to Snake. "love you too babe" he said. Although snake knew this to be true, everytime he heard those words, the world came to life. The two spent a bit of time in silence, simply enjoying the fact that they were there, on the same picnic blanket with each other.

"So when are we gonna tell the others?" Wolf asked, half-jokingly. "Whatever, they find out when they find out." Snake replied

Mr shark: I wonder what Wolf and Snake are up to

The noises coming from the bedroom:

(insert cupcakke sfx)

Fluffyvenom headcanons part 2 (Relationship Tendency lol)

Their first ever kiss was a major curve ball for them both

They were just sitting in the car, waiting for the others to finish something

They were laughing and stuff, the usual, and then Mr wolf places his hand in snake's tail hand thing

It was SO awkward, they kinda just looked at each other for a bit

Wolf started blushing and said sorry

Snake responds with a sheepish "don't be"

And then they looked into each other's eyes and their lips slowly drifted towards one another's

After it was finished, Wolf fully realized what had happened and took the opportunity to wink at Snake

Snake waved his tail in an "oh stop" motion

(they were of course full tomato red at that point)

And that's when the rest of the gang entered the car

The others spent the entire car ride wondering what was up with the pair

THE HUSBANDS ARE AT IT AGAIN

My beloved sugar addict and my beloved smooth criminal

Mini headcanon:

when they were in the early stages of knowing each other, Wolf dumped a bunch of sugar into snake's coffee as a prank and Snake immediately loved it and asked wolf to make his coffee like this every time

This is how Wolf and Snake were before they became besties/gay lovers and there's no convincing me otherwise

Snake: *bumps his head on a table* Ow, shit!

Wolf: *starts violently kicking table* don't you ever hurt my boyfriend again you punk bastard

~The caffeine makes my heart beat faster~

Fluffyvenom coffee shop!Au

Might make a part 2 to this who knows yknow lol

Part 1 (Wolf's POV):

The big bad crush

Wolf had been working at The Crimson Cup for about 6 months now. He worked diligently to perfect his technique, memorizing coffee recipes, and overall being the best barista he could be. However, he didn't stick around just because he's passionate about the craft. Instead, his true reason was way more personal.

There he was, a mature Burmese python, sitting at the window with a gaze that made Wolf melt. Everyday he walked through the cafe doors and ordered the same coffee. Mr Wolf had been crushing over him for so long, but he never had the courage to ask him out

Despite the fact that Wolf was in his late 20s, every time he looked at Snake he felt like a lovestruck teen. As he stared at his intimidating, yet gentle eyes he wondered if he could ever find the strength to just say the simple words, would you wanna go out with me?

Mr. Wolf was pulled into reality again as he felt a light tapping on his shoulder. "Hey buddy, I know you're busy with your daily routine but we still gotta get work done". Mr. Wolf's manager, Diane Foxington, said with slight irritation. "yeah yeah, I'll get back to work".

Mr. Wolf started preparing a cup, yet he couldn't take his eyes off of the serpent. He decided that today is the day that he finally asks him. He began brainstorming ways to ask him out. Unfortunately, every plan he made seemed stupid to him. "I'm just gonna go take this to the table, alright?" The voice of one of Wolf's coworkers cuts in. "yeah, sure." Wolf replied.

Although he really wanted to, he just couldn't figure out how. Maybe some other day he'd ask. He glanced at his hand and saw the sugar container he was holding. Except it was more than half way done. "Holy shit" wolf muttered in realization "this was full before I used it!"

Wolf panicked and looked around for the cup, his heart dropped when he saw that it was already being given to Snake. "Oh no no no no, he's gonna hate it!" Wolf screamed inside "and he knows I'm the one who made it!". Wolf broke out into a cold sweat, it was over for him, there's no way he'd go out with him if he felt that he sabotaged his coffee.

Wolf watched as Snake took a quick sip of his drink. At first he seemed surprised, taking a look at the coffee. However, to Wolf's surprise, a smile snuck onto his face as he continued to drink the coffee. Wolf melted with relief and joy. "He liked it." Wolf muttered to himself, as if not completely convinced this was real. "Holy shit he really liked it!". Wolf didn't even realize it, but as he glanced at his side he saw that his tail was wagging like crazy. His heartbeat fluttered with bliss and he couldn't stop grinning.

Part 2 (Snake's POV):

Sweet tooth, for you

Snake's days were, for the most part, not very eventful. He gets up, showers, goes to work, works all day, goes home, goes to sleep. Despite this fact, there was one part of every day that he could look forward to. His visit to the crimson cup.

The coffee there was fine to him, it wasn't his all time favorite. Of course, that wasn't why he went there everyday. There he stood, a tall, if a bit lanky, grey wolf that had managed to steal his heart without even talking to him at all. The way he always had everything under control, had a way with people, and handled it all with grace had Snake absolutely smitten.

Just seeing him gave him the strength to keep going. Sadly, Snake felt that he'd never be interested in him. A Wolf as great as him? With such a lowly snake? Mr. Snake didn't see it as a possibility. To him, Wolf was a fluffy god, and the serpent was just the same dirty old snake. As he watched Wolf make his coffee, he wondered what it must be like to be that wonderful.

Snake's coffee had arrived, the coffee that his crush made with his perfect hands. He still couldn't shake the feeling that he was undeserving of any of this.

Despite this, when he took that first sip of coffee, he felt all of that melt away. As he went back for more, he felt as if things would be fine, that things could work out. Just knowing that Wolf had made this with him in mind was enough for him.

Wolf in a dress, that's what we need.

And Snake anime nose-bleeding over it

Fictional men I am shamelessly attracted to:

-mr wolf

-mr snake

-cypher

-shadow

-knuckles

-infinite

-legoshi

-glamrock freddy

-montgomery gator

My friends used to make fun of me, they still do but I'm not hurt anymore because it doesn't matter what they say about me :)

Omg he looks great 👍👍

Ok.

Remember how I said imagine if wolf and snake had a kid well here you go

Bonus:

Miles wolf

(I feel so cringy for making this but I'm not angry with it tbh)

I'm going to try to make this better

(it's a boy btw)

What if instead of hugging they started aggressively making out in mid air?