Bro Abby Is Literally The Human Version Of ">:3"

Bro abby is literally the human version of ">:3"

I mean LOOK AT HER

Anyways autistic Megatron

Destroying stuff is his stim

Like he really enjoys crushing plastic, metal and all that shit

It feels very good to him

When Starscream takes control of the Nemesis, it's because half of the time Megatron just. Can't do anything for the time being

He spends at least once every week just. lying on the floor

After lunch, it's floor time bitches

Interrupt his floor time and you get a laser to the spark

Is he really really good at his speeches still? Yes

But get him to do small talk and he is. The worst at talking

The speeches comes from his heart, actual talking really doesn't

One things he likes about human culture are those stimboard moodboards

The mines were far more acceptful of stims, no-one really cared and they probably stimmed with him

But the gladiator pits meant the higher ups were watching him, so he couldn't stim as much

Even if he hates it, he can't help but repress his stims in fear of being punished

The only person he can do it freely to is Soundwave <3

He finds out about Autism Speaks and immediately the place is burned down <3

He had enough shit on Cybertron, and even if Earth is not his favourite planet in the world, he is not gonna let them deal with the same shit he had to

His feelings on eye contact regularly changes

One some days, he is staring right at you and making Starscream feel very threatened

Sometimes, he will not look at you and Starscream becomes worried he did something wrong

You know all of that really rich food??? Like, rich in texture??? Yeah he hates that

He has that tendency to scrape his hands over Bad Feeling Surface and then the bad Feeling is in his teeth

His claws just make it worse for him

Pls let him crack his joints

He probably has a few comfort toys from some friends in the mines and by Soundwave

hey please for the love of god when youre hearing news about gas prices and increasing oil production:

remember that there are people still fighting against pipelines poisoning indigenous land and water. do NOT forget about us in the midst of all this.

qadashdinex, zisan! chin'an shida!

listen to me, stand up! thank you, friend!

ummmm yeahhh :)

i want to make a fanart for this so badly but i dont know how to draw digitally

Summary: just tommy boy jerking it

disclaimers: masturbating, dirty talk

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Tom stroked himself rapidly, a grin forming on his sweaty face. His trousers were barely off due to the immediate desperation of needing to touch himself. Right now his mind was filled with thoughts of you. 

“Oh, Christ.” He moaned, his state of bliss overwhelming him. What he wouldn’t give to bend you over his bed and fuck you till you were begging him to stop, till you couldn’t take it anymore. “Such a good little whore. Taking all of my cock.”

Tom pleasured himself to the thought of you more times than he would like to admit, but merlin, you just made him feel so goddamn good. Sometimes he wished you would walk in on him doing it, just to see you so flustered. It made him so aroused. He whimpered as he hit a good spot, causing his hips to jerk up and his eyes to flutter, and after taking a second to recover from that moment he continued. 

He was getting close as his moans left his mouth more often. “Oh Y/N. Fuck, darling.” His cock was twitching in his hand, but instead imagining that it was your hand that was making him feel so glorious. “Merlin, you’re being so good for me.” He groaned. He was at his edge. 

“Cum on my cock, angel. Cum on daddy’s cock like a good girl.” He choked out as he came, it spurting out and running down his cock and then fingers. It felt so good he couldn’t even speak, just clench his cock with a still trembling hand as his orgasm finished. 

I love how in transformers prime Soundwave is the only competent one. You have Megatron who's doing space drugs and Starscream who's trying kill Megatron and take over the decepticons and is in general making very bad life choices if he wants to keep living (telling Arcee he killed Cliffjumper.) Knockout is flirting with Optimus Prime which while ballsey isn't very helpful to the cause. And Shockwave is resurrecting the robot version dinosaurs.

Like shit my man really is carrying the whole decepticon cause on his back