I Love How In Transformers Prime Soundwave Is The Only Competent One. You Have Megatron Who's Doing Space

I love how in transformers prime Soundwave is the only competent one. You have Megatron who's doing space drugs and Starscream who's trying kill Megatron and take over the decepticons and is in general making very bad life choices if he wants to keep living (telling Arcee he killed Cliffjumper.) Knockout is flirting with Optimus Prime which while ballsey isn't very helpful to the cause. And Shockwave is resurrecting the robot version dinosaurs.

Like shit my man really is carrying the whole decepticon cause on his back

Bro abby is literally the human version of ">:3"

I mean LOOK AT HER

hey please for the love of god when youre hearing news about gas prices and increasing oil production:

remember that there are people still fighting against pipelines poisoning indigenous land and water. do NOT forget about us in the midst of all this.

qadashdinex, zisan! chin'an shida!

listen to me, stand up! thank you, friend!

#tfw he literally turns you on 😏

Just imagine Tom taking Divination to see what the future would hold for him and the image of Harry appears in the crystal ball weilding the Hallows and he just assumes "Ah yes, my soul mate." While his Death Eaters are pointing at the grim in the tea leafs "He is going to kill you Tom" "Nonsense. He is my future husband" "Tom everything that involves him shows your end" "He'll make a fine life partner "

Tom: I love him

Everyone: my Lord...pls...he will kill you

Tom: nothing can stop true love

Everyone: we literally just watched you die...multiple times to the same kid

Tom: he's tenacious, I like that in a man

Everyone: Tom...no...

Tom: Tom YES

ummmm yeahhh :)

i want to make a fanart for this so badly but i dont know how to draw digitally

Summary: just tommy boy jerking it

disclaimers: masturbating, dirty talk

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Tom stroked himself rapidly, a grin forming on his sweaty face. His trousers were barely off due to the immediate desperation of needing to touch himself. Right now his mind was filled with thoughts of you. 

“Oh, Christ.” He moaned, his state of bliss overwhelming him. What he wouldn’t give to bend you over his bed and fuck you till you were begging him to stop, till you couldn’t take it anymore. “Such a good little whore. Taking all of my cock.”

Tom pleasured himself to the thought of you more times than he would like to admit, but merlin, you just made him feel so goddamn good. Sometimes he wished you would walk in on him doing it, just to see you so flustered. It made him so aroused. He whimpered as he hit a good spot, causing his hips to jerk up and his eyes to flutter, and after taking a second to recover from that moment he continued. 

He was getting close as his moans left his mouth more often. “Oh Y/N. Fuck, darling.” His cock was twitching in his hand, but instead imagining that it was your hand that was making him feel so glorious. “Merlin, you’re being so good for me.” He groaned. He was at his edge. 

“Cum on my cock, angel. Cum on daddy’s cock like a good girl.” He choked out as he came, it spurting out and running down his cock and then fingers. It felt so good he couldn’t even speak, just clench his cock with a still trembling hand as his orgasm finished.