Reginald Hargreeves: You Have To Stop, Klaus! (Storms Off)

Reginald Hargreeves: you have to stop, Klaus! (Storms off)

Luther: what did you do now?

Klaus: Breathing

Luther: smh. Novice. Do not breath, do not speak-

Klaus: uh

Luther: do not have hobbies, do not have interests, do not have a love life-

Klaus: UH

Luther: do not move, do not sleep-

Klaus: ???bitch you good??

Abuela: you have to stop, Mirabel!

(Storms off)

Isabela: what did you do now?

Mirabel: I was breathing. Breathing .

Isabel: smh. Novice. Do not talk, do not breath-

Mirabel: uh-

Isabel: do not make friends, do not listen, do not see anything she may not like-

Mirabel: ???bitch you okay???

The definition of productivity

I have 3 letter-writing assignments, a speech to edit, an argumentative essay to write and a debate to research.

Today I managed to convince my sister that I can see the future.

How was your day?

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.” 

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.” 

The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them