Guys, Who Let Him Have Children???

Guys, who let him have children???

Better pray to your deities that Colress doesn't ice more cities for sending this kid hate mail...

Why am I suddenly getting so much hate mail? Do you guys seriously not understand the concept of alternate realities? Or are we ragging on me for simply existing? Is the idea that a Colress has family that tolerates him that abhorrent?

Maybe coming here was a mistake... There's few universes where things turn out this well for Dad... The vast majority of his counterparts...

//Once again, self-sent.

//I should probably make a tag for this.

I'm surprised he got the chance to have a child. Whoever your mother is, she's probably as awful as him.

What did I just say?

Don't disparage my mother. I may not know who she is (Any day now, Father), but she probably doesn't deserve your vitriol.

Further hate mail will result in your anons being blocked.

//Once again, self-sent! Please read my blog's rules if you want to interact!

You're the spawn of Colress and tolerate his bullshit?

Disgusting. You must be just like your father. Just waiting to cause mayhem to sate your curiosity.

Blocked.

Um, what?

Have you read any of my posts? The whole deal with the multiverse? I've steered my father away from causing "mayhem".

...Geez. I'm probably talking to a wall.

Have it your way. Chances are we're never going to meet with how vast the cosmos are. Go fight a Colress who runs his own account and did commit domestic terrorism.

//No need to worry, y'all! This was self-sent.

Reshiram's mad at me for making some... Comments. She's taken to the air to cool down.

Sorry, girl. I know I say the stupidest things sometimes...

^ A menace to society and sanity. ^

Somebody remind me why this was preferred over Porygon?

--[Post Edit] Blegh.

Salty.

- Sparky the Rotom