I Don't Feel Good. This Time, It Has Nothing To Do With Those Chocolate Toast Things.

I don't feel good. This time, it has nothing to do with those chocolate toast things.

There's an old lady outside s c r e e c h i n g at her grandkids and their pokémon. The words she's using are...

Unpleasant.

I... Can't.

I just...

I want to...

I need to go someplace without outside noise. Like Dad's underground lab. If I don't, I think I'm going to...

- Colanda Achroma

im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem im not the problem

stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist stop treating me like a therapist-

[Voice-recorded and posted to Rotumblr via Rotom.]

- Colanda Achroma

---[Post Edit] Sparky.

Why did you hit record?

Why did you post this?

What.

Is wrong.

With you?

- Colress Achroma

---[Post Edit] I apologize for my daughter's mental state being on full display. That first post in which Landa reacts to the situation outdoors should have been marked as being posted by a Rotom. It shouldn't have even been posted.

I have possession-proofed Landa's phone until further notice. This also means I currently have access to her Rotumblr account.

For those wondering: the irate old woman was removed from the area by authorities. Her grandchildren have been handed off to their parents.

That is that. Thank goodness.

- Colress Achroma

//Hey. Remember when I said Colress would only show up in special circumstances?

//This is that!

OK so um

how is this website even spelt? Is it “Rotomblr” or “Rotumblr”? My goodness I dislike all these modern website redesigns, obscuring the actual website names in favor of an overly simplified logo.

IRL Pokémon asks: blog "canon" edition!

Since everyone has varying ideas on what is and isn't canon to their blog, here's a chance to talk about your ideas! What's canon to the games and shows doesn't mean it's canon to you.

Are Pokémon able to use more than four moves?

Can legendaries breed?

Do sentient/sapient Pokémon exist?

Are Pokémon all "standard" as their official designs or is there variation to their appearance?

Do hybrid (cross-breed) Pokémon exist?

Can people have more than 6 Pokémon to a team?

Do all Pokémon come from eggs?

Does everyone believe in mythical Pokémon?

Is it normal for 10 year olds to start a Pokémon journey?

Can legendaries be caught?

Do human-pokémon hybrids exist?

How truthful is the Pokédex?

Does cubone come from kangaskhan?

Why are most Pokémon Professors named after trees?

Do Pokémon have levels?

Can Pokémon that evolve in other ways besides leveling up (stones, friendship, trading, ect.) evolve naturally without those means?

Do Pokémon understand human speech?

Can shiny Pokémon pass down the trait to offspring?

Do IRL animals exist?

Do real world countries exist?

Do regions have more Gyms than just the ones you can challenge in-game?

Why are shiny Pokémon called shiny in-universe?

Are Pokémon strictly the typing they have in canon?

Does defeating the champion make someone the new champion?

What's a headcanon or lore drop you've desperately wanted to talk about but haven't gotten the chance to?

Do I sense a potential test subject...?

- Colress Achroma

I have only now noticed my daughter's blog's tagline.

My science experiments are not "shenanigans"! They benefit humanity in ways she does not yet understand!

The experiments she allows to progress beyond the planning stages anyway...

- Colress Achroma

I have only now noticed my daughter's blog's tagline.

My science experiments are not "shenanigans"! They benefit humanity in ways she does not yet understand!

The experiments she allows to progress beyond the planning stages anyway...

- Colress Achroma