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Izuku gets turned into a wee little toddler and of course chaos follows him.

Izuku is walking when someone hits him with a deaging quirk, which is not fun. Which is even less fun is that his parents change their phone numbers so he can't contact them and the Midoriyas moved into a new home so there is nothing at the address he remembers. About everyone in this situation would just ask for help but noooooo, not Izuku. Instead, this tiny child goes to the place where his father worked, gets lost, and walks directly into the noumu hangar.

Ujiko, who was tinkering on a noumu is "Well, I have never been one to turn my nose as a free lab subject! Seize him!" and Izuku is "Please, don't." so the noumus don't do anything. Five minutes later, the doc is thrown out of the hangar.

AFO ignored his calls for help so Ujiko calls Tomura, who is followed by the crazy chick, the ugly one, and the Stain cosplayer. They arrive to the sight of a smol child having a tea party with monsters, all of them stronger than him. They have the choice between joining the tea party or being swarmed by a bunch of noumus. They choose the tea party and thirty minutes later, the completely forgot they were supposed to get rid of the kid. Tomura is teaching the kid how to play video games, Toga is braiding everyone's hair, Dabi is in full conspiracy mode with a board that appears out of nowhere and trying to prove the DFO theory, and Spinner... I am going to assume he is destroying everyone at Grand Theft Auto.

Except for Doug. No one knows what he did before being a noumu but he is the undefeated champion at video games.

I have to add that none of the things they using to play used to be in the hangar. Izuku just said "It would be fun if we had X" and the noumus disappeared somewhere and came back with whatever the Little Lord wanted. Izuku assumes they took it from a room in the back, unaware that dozens of noumus are just stealing stuff in Kamino. Heroes are deployed. It's pandaemonium outside this hangar.

In the end, AFO shows up, about to murder the kid who is playing with his noumus (they are HIS toys, damnit!) only to realize it's his kid. He tells him it's time to go home and Izuku, good boy that he is, walks to his dad, hugs him, and the LoV is O.O as they warp away. Izuku wakes up the next morning in his bed, back to being a teenager, and thinking he had a very weird dream.

+1. It's only during the Summer Camp, as the chainsaw noumu drops Ragdoll to the ground and tries to give Izuku a snack that our favorite chaos magnet realizes that maybe, just maybe, it wasn't a fevered dream.

AU, where Izuku going to kill the Star and Stripe before she takes the title of Greatest Hero from the All Might.

This ask is the reason why I am answering this ask game two months later. Every time I try to answer an ask, my eyes meet this one and I go "???" because there are so many ways to make sure the title of Greatest Hero isn't taken by Star without straight up jumping to murder... I mean, if he's just a hero, it's kinda of a lot, even for a fanboy. If he is a villain... Is he really going after Star before All Might? Seriously? He needs to pick fewer battles!

Izuku is a villain who has a crazy but very precise plan to defeat All Might and to obtain immediate street cred as the most powerful villain. However, All Might is about to retire and if he does, Star will become the greatest hero and Izuku is not starting from scratch, thank you very much. So Star has to go. Sorry. That way, All Might will delay his retirement long enough to be defeated, because Star's demise would lead to instability.

He highjacks the invitation of a hero student who was supposed to study internationally (Bakugou. It was Bakugou.) and gets close to Star by becoming his intern in order to learn more about her but she keeps ditching him and he is left with her brothers. Fortunately, military men gossip like crazy and he soon learns about Star's weakness: her love life.

Since she could fold him in half like a street taco, Izuku decides to distract her with a new paramour and he joins the fray of brothers (and sisters because I call bullshit on Star being the only woman in her unit) trying to play matchmaker.

Things go downhill fast when Star and Stripe starts to get interested in Inko so long story short, Izuku breaks Nagant out of Tartarus so Star and her can be together. It works even better than expected, they get married (Izuku is literally holding a knife behind his back when Star gives him the invitation) and since they leave on a honeymoon for a year (as they deserve), All Might delays his retirement.

Izuku uses his plan to beat The Greatest Hero and immediately gets the street cred or whatever he needed. The problem is that All Might mentions it to Star and long story short... Well, Nagant and her interrupt their honeymoon to find Izuku because they recognized the work of their favorite intern.

[lies down on my stomach, kicks feet and sighs dreamily]: he has committed so many atrocities

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

Fake dating!AU except both partners are All Might who legally adopted Izuku and was immediately caught parenting him in both forms.

Like many things in life, it happened because of the Commission but also a little because of AFO. Inko was around Kamino when the huge fight happened and as she was leaving the fight zone, she skipped a stair, fell down some high stairs, and bumped her head pretty bad. Coincidentally, AFO fled mid fight with All Might and Inko appeared at the hospital, probably dropped there by a Good Samaritan. It also means that All Might's real appearance was never revealed to the public and he still has some OFA juice. In any case, this led the HPSC to take a look at the dream team that rescued Izuku and when they saw that his guardian was in a slight coma and that his other guardian was MIA, they tried to pull a Hawks. All Might slapped adoption papers in their faces (yes, they were in his pocket, no, don't ask since when) and thought that the situation was okay until Inko woke up. He. Was. Wrong.

Because everyone in 1-A went "Well, isn't Deku's dad the sweet scarecrow man he is always hanging with?" and All Might panicked because Argh, Secret Identity, and Izuku, filled with the need to cause chaos, just went "Well, that's my other dad." and All Might ran with it.

1-A: "Well, didn't you tell us about your mom?"

Izuku: "You must be mistaken. It's always been me, my dad, and my dadmight."

The HPSC is still snooping around so Izuku, bless this sweet boy, make a whole romantic date plans for him. All Might goes to the amusement park, hit crepes, and use his superspeed and the power of residual image to create illusion tricks where he seems to be next to Yagi Toshinori, his secretary. He also makes sure to leave himself sweet notes and gifts because if he is too busy for his fake partner that happens to be him, he is going to make sure his fake partner who happens to be him feels appreciated!

Hawks is the only one at the Commission who knows the relationship is fake but can't prove it because Izuku keeps foiling him.

Inko wakes up from her coma a week later and All Might thinks he is finally going to be able to explain the situation but Inko, filled with the need to cause chaos, explains to the Commission that yes, Izuku is her son with All Might, and yes, of course she knows Toshinori, he is a dear friend of the family and All Might's partner! So All Might had to keep doing that... well, until OFA stops working, I guess.

1-A: "Wait, you have a mom?"

Izuku: "Of course!"

1-A: "You told us you didn't have a mom!"

Izuku: "You must be mistaken. It's always been my mom and dadmight then my mom, my dad and dadmight."

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