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Izuku gets turned into a wee little toddler and of course chaos follows him.
Izuku is walking when someone hits him with a deaging quirk, which is not fun. Which is even less fun is that his parents change their phone numbers so he can't contact them and the Midoriyas moved into a new home so there is nothing at the address he remembers. About everyone in this situation would just ask for help but noooooo, not Izuku. Instead, this tiny child goes to the place where his father worked, gets lost, and walks directly into the noumu hangar.
Ujiko, who was tinkering on a noumu is "Well, I have never been one to turn my nose as a free lab subject! Seize him!" and Izuku is "Please, don't." so the noumus don't do anything. Five minutes later, the doc is thrown out of the hangar.
AFO ignored his calls for help so Ujiko calls Tomura, who is followed by the crazy chick, the ugly one, and the Stain cosplayer. They arrive to the sight of a smol child having a tea party with monsters, all of them stronger than him. They have the choice between joining the tea party or being swarmed by a bunch of noumus. They choose the tea party and thirty minutes later, the completely forgot they were supposed to get rid of the kid. Tomura is teaching the kid how to play video games, Toga is braiding everyone's hair, Dabi is in full conspiracy mode with a board that appears out of nowhere and trying to prove the DFO theory, and Spinner... I am going to assume he is destroying everyone at Grand Theft Auto.
Except for Doug. No one knows what he did before being a noumu but he is the undefeated champion at video games.
I have to add that none of the things they using to play used to be in the hangar. Izuku just said "It would be fun if we had X" and the noumus disappeared somewhere and came back with whatever the Little Lord wanted. Izuku assumes they took it from a room in the back, unaware that dozens of noumus are just stealing stuff in Kamino. Heroes are deployed. It's pandaemonium outside this hangar.
In the end, AFO shows up, about to murder the kid who is playing with his noumus (they are HIS toys, damnit!) only to realize it's his kid. He tells him it's time to go home and Izuku, good boy that he is, walks to his dad, hugs him, and the LoV is O.O as they warp away. Izuku wakes up the next morning in his bed, back to being a teenager, and thinking he had a very weird dream.
+1. It's only during the Summer Camp, as the chainsaw noumu drops Ragdoll to the ground and tries to give Izuku a snack that our favorite chaos magnet realizes that maybe, just maybe, it wasn't a fevered dream.
can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??
My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”
My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??
i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???
what the fuck
can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??
