Would You Rather?

Would you rather?

ASOUE edition

Send me a number and I will answer

Spend a day with Mr. Poe or spend a week in Count Olaf’s house

Sail a sailboat in a thunderstorm or have the sailboat be attacked by leeches

Drink coconut milk for the rest of your life or eat cold lime soup for the rest of your life

Spend two days inside a fountain or two days inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft

Have gym class with Coach Genghis every night for a week or listen to Neros violin recidal for 6 hours straight every day for a month

Get into a strangers taxi or get into a strangers submarine

Be forced to sing ”row, row, row your boat” for an hour or clean your room

Kill Ishmael or kill Captain Widdershins

Be infected with medusoid mycelium or get your leg eaten by a shark

Eat a bowl of vampire bats or spend an hour with Carmelita Spats

Be hypnotised for a day or be unconscious for a week

Escape a burning hotel or a burning hospital

Get kidnapped by Olaf or recruited by VFD

Have your house burned down or your heart broken

Pretend to be a freak or a concierge

Write a 13 books series about your dead ex’s children or write a boring book about the littlest elf

Have your children taken by VFD or recruit them yourself

Live in a hot-air mobile home or live in a submarine

See your uncles corpse or watch your aunt get eaten by leeches

Get adopted by Hector or Jerome

Adopt the Baudelaires or the Quagmires

Babysit Beatrice II or Sunny Baudelaire for a weekend

Live in an orphan shack or a trailer for freaks

Marry Count Olaf or marry Esme Squalor

Raise your children on an isolated island or in a busy city full of your enemies

Go to Prufrock or be a snow scout

WHERE are the Malamander and Taylor & Rose fandoms guys????

asoue asks: 4, 20, 21?

4. Spend two days inside a fountain or two days inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft

Inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft, I don’t mind the dark and it would be much less cold and wet than a fountain.

20. Get adopted by Hector or Jerome

Jerome. He’s rich, has VFD connections and would let me do whatever I want. Oh, and he’s married to Esmé.

21. Adopt the Baudelaires or the Quagmires

I want to adopt them all but I just feel like the Baudelaires have more personality.

If you had to suggest a Tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

GUYS TELL MEEEE

I wanna get tattoos anyway 💅

If ‘liar liar pants on fire’ was made literal then Esmé would be standing naked in a pile of ash