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YIPPIE!!!!!!

more ASOUE fanart because i’ve been obsessed with it for 7 years and only now realised i have the power to draw

Headcanon: The Quagmire triplets have two mothers, one of whom is Moxie Mallahan.

asoue asks: 4, 20, 21?

4. Spend two days inside a fountain or two days inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft

Inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft, I don’t mind the dark and it would be much less cold and wet than a fountain.

20. Get adopted by Hector or Jerome

Jerome. He’s rich, has VFD connections and would let me do whatever I want. Oh, and he’s married to Esmé.

21. Adopt the Baudelaires or the Quagmires

I want to adopt them all but I just feel like the Baudelaires have more personality.

The Baudelaires and the Quagmires in The Austere Academy Parts I & II

       “Well, I’m sure you already know.” “What?” “What friends are for.”