I Know The Villain With A Cat Thing Is Kind Of Cliche, But With The Lack Of Traditional Pets In ASOUE,

I know the ‘villain with a cat’ thing is kind of cliche, but with the lack of traditional pets in ASOUE, Daniel Handler really did miss out on the opportunity to give Esmé Squalor a white Persian cat.

Ok! Well, we’re talking book canon here.

They are both ruthlessly determined individuals who, as Elllington said, will do anything and everything to achieve their goals. They are both notably tall, with dark hair, and in Snicket’s descriptions of them both, he pays a lot of attention to their fingers and fingernails. They both take very good care of their appearance. Their names both begin with E, and their surnames are both obscure English vocabulary words. They are also both very talented at disguising themselves. Perhaps the reason Esmé holds a grudge against the Snickets is her father’s murder. Personality-wise, they are charismatic yet deceitful and manipulative individuals who use others to further their own goals. Think about it.

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I’m not sure if I got this thing right but I tried.

Of course! Who do you think I am

Reblog this if you would be ok with it if your best friend came out as nonbinary

If you can’t reblog this plz never talk to me

Exactly. In my opinion, people who are stereotypically ‘ugly’ are way more beautiful, simply because they are genuine.

why dont we ever talk about how movies condition girls to associate glasses and curly hair with ugliness because that is so fucking damaging to young girls who grow up seeing girls who look like them always be the “before” of every makeover

Has anyone else noticed the similarities in plot between the last two books of ATWQ and Northern Lights by Philip Pullman? Girl’s parent turns out to be villainous scientist, kidnaps large bunch of children into experimental station, boy is kidnapped, girl rescues him by infiltrating experimental station under a false name and plotting with some of the other kidnapped children, secretly keeps plot-crucial item she wishes to deliver to sinister parent in bag she always carries. The primary difference is that when Ellington hands over the statue to Hangfire, it is ultimately Lemony who ends up killing him, whereas in Northern Lights when Lyra gives the Alethiometer to Lord Asriel, he ends up killing Roger.