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Poor Christian, didn’t even know what hit him until it was too late. At least I’ve got this picture for his wife and kids to see he was having a good time when he was consumed by his best man.
#mne #cg
Damn bus was late, so I was worried about missing my friends’ one on one game. Pulling up it was pretty clear Connor won; poor Arnold losing more than just the game.
I love it when prey are enthusiastic and have a bit of a sense of humor. “Let me make it easy for you, you lazy wolf, put my feet in your mouth”
He smiles as you prepare to wrap your mouth around his head. You hadn’t coordinated this, in fact you only decided to eat your friend all of 20 seconds ago, but he made it seem like you were both waiting for it all your lives. Sleep well, buddy and thanks for making it so easy
“Please tell me you hear him in there!”
“I’m not hearing anything aside from your stomach”
“Oh shit, did I do it again!?”
“I think you did”
Nicky & Pierre
You know what needs to be done, seal his fate and claim your ultimate victory.
He’s not your friend, he’s your competition
Dumb Down, Muscle Up, Show Off
Alarming especially for your friends who are coincidentally disappearing at an alarming rate
My appetite is increasing at an alarming rate
I mean, if you want to add some extra body weight resistance you could always wear me on your belly
Should I find a new thing to wear at gym?
Woah there buddy. Don’t be giving me that look. I can order more food for you, I can order all the food in town, just please don’t do this to me; we’re friends! I’d love to help, but let me help in a way that extends past tonight. How about a nice doordash delivery boy for the big man? Just give me 15 minutes, I beg you!
So full, but still hungry
“I wish you could see how big you made me, too bad I’m gonna have to digest you now.”
“Ha ha, real funny. April fools! You can let me out now”
“But it’s April 2nd . . . “
It could be that, or perhaps it’s because IT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND! Twelve years of camaraderie before you got hungry that fateful night. You and Lucas were glued at the hip before you you decided to glue him to your waist. You better be treating your belly well after all you’ve done.
Shhh, just calm down buddy. Don’t worry I’ve got you. I’m sorry it has to end this way, but at least we’re together now.
Hey don’t be like that, I warned you what could happen if I got drunk and you took the risk anyways.
Nah bro, I told you I don’t even remember doing it. I just kinda woke up with a headache and you in there.
Yeah, I mean I guess regardless of what happened last night I could let you out now, but isn’t there some degree of fate that led you in there? I know it was an accident, but maybe this is where you’re meant to be.
You’re in there already anyways, might as well be a good sport about it. C’mon, relax for old time sake.
Like the treacherous sirens of Greek mythology, I couldn’t help but feel drawn to him. Like a moth to a flame I couldn’t help but fixate on his body and my imagination running wild, no matter how I tried to distract myself, but at the end of the day, he was a friend of a friend and therefore off limits. To be fair, maybe those metaphors aren’t fair, when in reality I’m the one who presents the danger to him, but standing there, seeing him there, it didn’t feel that way. To me the temptation he presented was one of the strongest and thus most dangerous forces known to man. Resistance was growing more and more futile as I fantasize what he must taste like. I knew that besides a brief struggle from him there was no one out at sea to save him, but what would my friend think? If two men leave on a boat and only one comes back, sporting a large squirming belly, well that doesn’t leave too much plausible deniability. But then again, maybe your friend curated this on purpose. Afterall, he knew I was a predator and he could see I had my full set of abs for a while. Maybe this is his way of taking care of this guy without having to order a hit verbatim. Maybe he’s doing me a favor. Maybe I’m doing him a favor by tanking this guy. Here I am concerned about offending him by eating his friend, when really I should be worried about the offense called by refusing his gift. When I get to the shore he’ll probably act disapprovingly to add plausible deniability on his end, but I’ll know what the purpose of this two person cruise with strangers really was. I hope you like the acid bath, blue brief boy. This little boat excursion is a one-way trip.
Kevin Baker
Nice one bro, but you can knock it off. I know you’re not actually gonna eat me, right? Right!?
What do you mean I’m talking crazy? I’m starving, you’re delicious, I don’t know, seems like pretty sound logic to me. C’mon bro, I’ll be gentle, just come over and relax inside me
Upon hearing that your best friend plans to make you his breakfast in mere minutes there’s a few approaches people take. Some folks try to run away, some prepare for a fight and some even try to turn the tables and get themselves a meal. But then there’s this hunk who decided instead to cover himself in water so he goes down easier. When our friend arrives to set the record straight and confirm that the rumor of his voracious plans was just a mere rumor, he is surprised to find his friend to eager to say no to.
Did he also agree to examine it from the inside, or is that gonna be a fun little surprise?
Friend of mine was amazed by my weight gain, so i let him examine my belly. I asked him if we can film it and he agreed, saying he hopes it gets a lot of views whaha
I don’t get what’s so hard to understand, bud. I just swallowed him up and now he’s in my belly. That plain and simple. Only thing that’s unbelievable is how good this feels for me. You should try it sometime, though I have a feeling you’re gonna be on the giving end of this relationship if you keep objecting so much.
That’s a rather nonchalant way of describing it, but yeah, I would consider forcibly devouring your best friend since 6th grade to be losing control of your appetite. Hope it was worth it for you. Not sure there’s much more we can do for him, though I guess if he had to go early at least he’s with, or rather, in a friend.
Damn... I lost control of my appetite 🐷
Uhhh, where's Kevin? I haven't seen him since last night and he left his phone on the coffee table . . .
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