Predator Friends - Tumblr Posts
Iām not saying Iāve used my predator friends regularly as a hitman service, but Iām also not saying I donāt use them as a hitman service super often
Quick bro, The food is distracted!
Yeah, sure, youāre super hot and you know it. Still, I donāt get why you think that just because you lift your shirt and give me those puppy dog eyes Iām gonna slide myself between those lips. I understand even less why itās having such a strong affect on me. I almost want to dive in. Woah there, down boy, down! I said almost. Woah, hey, hey. Wait. Give me a chance to think. Woah, off! Give me some time. Yes, I know youāre hungry now, but this is a big decision. Yes, of course Iāll think about it. Wait, no! What am I saying!? Iām not gonna throw my life away because of some sweet talk. Shut up, you know youāre quite tasty yourself. Say, I should be the one eating you. Wanna bet? Is that a challenge then? I like the sound of that; either way, no matter who devours who, in a way we both win.