Uhh, That Was Your TA, Theyre Not Your, You Know What, Nevermind. Im Not Paid Enough To Deal With This

Uhh, that was your TA, they’re not your, you know what, nevermind. I’m not paid enough to deal with this

Rewarded my studying with food today

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: While the phrase “You are what you eat” works great for bodybuilders who use each other’s meat in addition to rigorous training programs, the same does not imply for those who think they can eat Twinks and keep a Twink body without sufficient cardio.

This is what happens when a twink lets himself go 🐷 (2021 - 2024)

Every man is food

No matter how strong you think you are, how well connected you think you are, how protected you think you are or how invincible you think you are, everyone must understand one universal truth about manhood. Though there is a distinction of men who get the privilege and/or burden of being maneaters, there is no such thing as prey as a distinct class, but rather as an inevitable state of being. Afterall, whether you are the scrawny water boy who gets effortlessly gulped down before graduation or the allegedly "apex" predator who's gut has the body count of a small town, the inescapable fact is that we're all made up of the same meat and nutrients. Every man is food, so start living your life like you're on the menu because you best believe you are.

I don’t think he really recognizes me as such, but he certainly senses some sort of danger. I hate to attack when he’s already on edge, but there’s only so much longer I can wait. He’s a strong dude, he’s not gonna go down easy, I know, but I know every drop of sweat is gonna be worth it. I know I should exercise patience, but patience doesn’t mean much when confronted with the prospect of feeling such a man sliding down my throat.

Uhhh, where's Kevin? I haven't seen him since last night and he left his phone on the coffee table . . .

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There’s something so exhilarating about getting back out on the hunt after dedicating the last two months to digesting the biggest meal of your life. Not that you didn’t enjoy all of Billy’s meat, but maybe going after Twinks for a little while might be the move. Afterall, you loved the chase every time