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I’d move if I were you. I’m starving, but it’d be too easy if I jumped on you now. Go ahead, take a 15 second head start; make me earn this. Let’s have some fun, I the leopard, you the gazelle. And when the leopard inevitably catches up, well let’s just say sweat brings out all the flavors. So what are you still staring at me for? 15 seconds starts now
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You aren’t gonna lie you had a bad feeling about taking this shortcut, even if you couldn’t put your finger on why. It was fine though because you were honestly enjoying your afternoon walk. As your AirPods died and the dark clouds echoed a threat of coming rain the vibes soon changed as you turned short. Passing by the alley, you heard your inner voice tell you to avoid it. Just two steps in you got a little creeped out and turned around, continuing down the winding streets. But before you got to the corner you couldn’t help but laugh at yourself and return to that alley. It’s a safe neighborhood, you rationalized. It’s just the dark clouds that have you a bit on edge and wouldn’t it make sense to take the shortest way home to avoid them. About a block down the way you spot a hunking guy walking towards you. It’s a bit chilly out, so you recognize his shirtlessness as a bit silly, but not crazy unusual. You think nothing of him until you get closer and can’t help but notice he seems to be staring at you. You try to give him as much space as possible without seeming nervous as you pass by him. Just before you go on your separate ways he seems to steer himself towards you. Not wanting to take any chances you launch into an all out sprint as adrenaline hits you like a Mac truck. But as the first raindrops hit the pavement in front of you, you hear a pair of rapid footsteps hitting the pavement behind. You know in that moment your worst fears have been realized. Instead of listening to your gut, now you’re gonna fill his. You slowly turn your head just as it all goes dark.
Like the treacherous sirens of Greek mythology, I couldn’t help but feel drawn to him. Like a moth to a flame I couldn’t help but fixate on his body and my imagination running wild, no matter how I tried to distract myself, but at the end of the day, he was a friend of a friend and therefore off limits. To be fair, maybe those metaphors aren’t fair, when in reality I’m the one who presents the danger to him, but standing there, seeing him there, it didn’t feel that way. To me the temptation he presented was one of the strongest and thus most dangerous forces known to man. Resistance was growing more and more futile as I fantasize what he must taste like. I knew that besides a brief struggle from him there was no one out at sea to save him, but what would my friend think? If two men leave on a boat and only one comes back, sporting a large squirming belly, well that doesn’t leave too much plausible deniability. But then again, maybe your friend curated this on purpose. Afterall, he knew I was a predator and he could see I had my full set of abs for a while. Maybe this is his way of taking care of this guy without having to order a hit verbatim. Maybe he’s doing me a favor. Maybe I’m doing him a favor by tanking this guy. Here I am concerned about offending him by eating his friend, when really I should be worried about the offense called by refusing his gift. When I get to the shore he’ll probably act disapprovingly to add plausible deniability on his end, but I’ll know what the purpose of this two person cruise with strangers really was. I hope you like the acid bath, blue brief boy. This little boat excursion is a one-way trip.
Kevin Baker
You know what? Fine. Go ahead. I don’t even care anymore. You’ve been pestering me about this so much for so long that now I can’t even take a shit without you trying to convince me to let you take me. It’s exhausting. I guess you win. You happy now? You happy this is how this relationship ends? I only stuck with you for so long because I knew you’d eat me if I broke up with you, but now I don’t even know that you’ll wait for that. So c’mon. Gobble me up like the monster you are. If I’m nothing but food to you, treat me like food, just get it over with. Right here, right now!
Yep, empty again. Welp, better start up the hunt. I can’t wait to get my hairy dome back
No, go on, keep running your mouth. Your disparaging comments are only making me hungrier . . .
Hey little guy. You need help getting around? Don’t worry, Calvin is here to help you find your way. I’ll make sure you end up where you belong, no sweat. You better stay close, there’s a lot of predators in this area who would certainly— **GROWL** — ignore that . . .
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This is your last chance to run and you know it. The eyes say it all. He’s sizing you up as he grows excited by the prospects of gulping you down. I’m not saying you’ll get away if you try and make a break for it now, but you sure as hell aren’t gonna survive if you hesitate another moment.
Don’t be fooled, that bottle never sees anything but water and electrolytes, as its owner stares off at the eligible boy chicks, mulling over which one to pick off. It takes men to feed some men and with those strong arms, determined jaw and powerful ass it’s not a question of if he eats someone in the next ten minutes, but who and which way.
So many eligible snacks just swimming around, just waiting to swim inside your gut. The only hard part is choosing which one
What do you mean I’m talking crazy? I’m starving, you’re delicious, I don’t know, seems like pretty sound logic to me. C’mon bro, I’ll be gentle, just come over and relax inside me
Suddenly Adam’s day completely changed as he saw a man he knew to be his unknowing dinner.
It seems like he’s been growing impatient for you to arrive and while you couldn’t say for sure why, he’s giving you a hungry look as you subconsciously check out his ass and mouth, either of which could easily end you . . .
I love it when your meal shows off like this, as if to beg you to want them even more than you already do. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know how I could possibly need this man inside me than I feel already, but that’s not to say I won’t enjoy his little show in the meantime.
I don’t think Sharks are the apex predator you should be worried about . . .
Valentin Babaev
I don’t know how you got in here or why you came, but I do know you arrived at just the right time, so don’t fight it
Adrián Panadero
Can’t get a much better pool side snack than that. Don’t squirm too much, big guy. I paid extra for you to slide down nice and easy.
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Approach and do what? Donate myself to your hunger? It’s more tempting than it should be, but still . . .
Would you approach me at the gym ?