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Update: Preliminary Results are in
The Top 5 prey were
5. Tyler Posey
4. KJ Apa
3. Henry Cavill
2. Tom Holland
1. Shawn Mendes
I think it’s fair to say that there’s definitely a theme here: predators. I hope these are also dream preds of yours, ‘cause it’ll be had to tank these ones before they swallow you.
With all this celebrity talk, do you think you might post a celebrity prey poll?
I honestly didn’t think to do one since I am far less picky with who I’ll send down my throat, but I’m interested to see who are y’all’s dream prey.
https://forms.gle/6HkPY87G1H8mTMwF7
The perfect prey does not exi—
The perfect prey does not exis-
Sir, he’s ready for you. His physique has plateaued and spirit crushed; perfect for the gourmet meal our paying customers here come to expect. Enjoy him, sir.
Do you eat your meals with or without the peel?
Tight fit
In case it wasn’t already clear, juicy mouthwatering pecs like those are my weakness. I don’t know if I’d stop him from doing whatever he wanted to do in order to just get the slightest taste.
Now that’s what I call livestock; I’ll be enjoying prime meat tonight!
He gives the expression, “Farm to Table” a new meaning
Dumb Down, Muscle Up, Show Off
Hey, it’s not our fault that you’re so damn delicious. Enjoy your belly ‘cause you’re not surviving open season
When taking such a high price as a human life you’ve got to work hard to make that worth it. Marcelo here is a prime example of that, using vore gains to build a temple out of himself. I mean just look at him! Those thighs alone when paired with his face, I can’t say no. I mean just look at him. Almost every one of my urges wants to go inside him. I say almost because I’m drooling first and foremost, but I know deep down there’s no way I could possibly dominate such an apex. I might try though, either a miracle occurs and I get the best meal of my life or I get my other goal of being his meal after a valiant struggle. He’s so perfect I wouldn’t want to digest him, just keep him tightly wrapped in my stomach for all times, though I don’t know if he’d extend the same courtesy to me. What if we started dating and I could slip in and out of his stomach infinite times? That would be heaven. But as I daydream, he gets up and starts approaching me. “You seem lost in thought. What’s on your mind?” “Hey, Marcelo . . .
Who says you can’t play with your food!? Especially when it’s such a juicy blue-eyed hunk of meat. Sometimes I wish I could keep guys like this around, but you can’t have your hunk and eat him too and one of those proves far more rewarding. Just because I’m gonna enjoy him more inside doesn’t mean I won’t take my take while he’s outside. Besides, I getting him down is gonna be a challenge; gotta plan out my attack carefully, though I have no reason to believe he’s a predator, a guy like that could easily turn the tables if I slip up. To be honest, though not ideal, there’s worse things that can happen, I guess.
🔥🔥🔥😍😍🥵🥵😈😈🤤🤤
Like the treacherous sirens of Greek mythology, I couldn’t help but feel drawn to him. Like a moth to a flame I couldn’t help but fixate on his body and my imagination running wild, no matter how I tried to distract myself, but at the end of the day, he was a friend of a friend and therefore off limits. To be fair, maybe those metaphors aren’t fair, when in reality I’m the one who presents the danger to him, but standing there, seeing him there, it didn’t feel that way. To me the temptation he presented was one of the strongest and thus most dangerous forces known to man. Resistance was growing more and more futile as I fantasize what he must taste like. I knew that besides a brief struggle from him there was no one out at sea to save him, but what would my friend think? If two men leave on a boat and only one comes back, sporting a large squirming belly, well that doesn’t leave too much plausible deniability. But then again, maybe your friend curated this on purpose. Afterall, he knew I was a predator and he could see I had my full set of abs for a while. Maybe this is his way of taking care of this guy without having to order a hit verbatim. Maybe he’s doing me a favor. Maybe I’m doing him a favor by tanking this guy. Here I am concerned about offending him by eating his friend, when really I should be worried about the offense called by refusing his gift. When I get to the shore he’ll probably act disapprovingly to add plausible deniability on his end, but I’ll know what the purpose of this two person cruise with strangers really was. I hope you like the acid bath, blue brief boy. This little boat excursion is a one-way trip.
Kevin Baker
That’s a nice body you got there
Be a shame if someone melted it
Look, sorry bro, I know you’ve got a family, a career, plans for the future and whatever, but look at yourself. Can you honestly expect a guy like me to resist. You’re a freaking feast dude! I don’t even know if i can fit you inside me, but I’m sure the hell gonna try. Look at all those calories. I know it’s a big risk, but if I succeed I’ll be able to freaking hibernate for winter! You look too delicious bro and if this is a major miscalculation there’s worse things that could happen to me than making that beautiful belly even bigger.
Flying home for the holidays today my Dad’s probably going to say I’m fat but whatever 🐷
You walk up slowly behind him, praying he doesn’t see you in the reflection of the glass. You can’t help yourself, salivating the whole time you were watching the performance. All that power was gonna be nearly impossible to contain, but perhaps if you had the element of surprise. You felt the carnal urge to claim that muscle for yourself as you finish creeping behind and pounce.
Backed up against the railing, you’ve got him just where I want him. There’s nothing he can do to escape his fate and he knows it. The hunt was fun, but it was time to claim what was mine for the taking and he was just gonna have to understand that.
Kevyn Belonssi
Taking the final photos of this male model, I struggle to keep it together. Something about him laying like that with that body, does some intense things to me, I can’t look away. With one last photo, I check to make sure I have everything before giving into my urges. It’s not everyday you have this opportunity and, afterall, as a private contractor, the underwear brand just wants the photos. Didn’t say anything about them needing to keep the man.
Upon hearing that your best friend plans to make you his breakfast in mere minutes there’s a few approaches people take. Some folks try to run away, some prepare for a fight and some even try to turn the tables and get themselves a meal. But then there’s this hunk who decided instead to cover himself in water so he goes down easier. When our friend arrives to set the record straight and confirm that the rumor of his voracious plans was just a mere rumor, he is surprised to find his friend to eager to say no to.
Need another example of how distraction can prove deadly? I’m not the biggest or most intimidating guy out there. I can conquer a twink with ease, but I’m not the apex predator at the gym and I know it. So how do I manage to score absolutely ridiculous meals with relative ease? Simple, I exploit their weaknesses, usually distraction. Take Evan here. He’s a big dude and could definitely take me in a fair fight, but he’s not paying attention at all, in fact, just watch me start with his feet.
Evan is so self-absorbed he doesn’t realize I’m absorbing him.
By the time he realizes what’s happened I’ve already swallowed most of his powerful thighs. Though his arms prove quite the challenge for me to overpower, it’s much closer to a fair fight now and though it drains everything I’ve got, after 20 minutes of struggling his head passes my lips and I’ve successfully tanked a guy almost twice my size when empty. God, I love being a predator.
Great, now you got me hungry
How’s my belly looking? 👀
Forget that, he’s be a great addition to my belly; talk about meat!
Josh Ohl would be a great addition for our bedrooms, honestly. #hotguys #hunks #boyfriendmaterial. Source: http://instagram.com/p/vDViPry2I9/