Great Now Im Salivating With Hunger

Great now I’m salivating with hunger

Well of course, that’s where the tastiest men are, sweaty for added taste and enchanted for added convenience

Fatty still hits the gym

It’s not considered sportsmanlike to devour your opponents; however, you just completed a freaking triathlon. You’ve earned a tasty meal

Approach and do what? Donate myself to your hunger? It’s more tempting than it should be, but still . . .

Would you approach me at the gym ?

Every man is food

No matter how strong you think you are, how well connected you think you are, how protected you think you are or how invincible you think you are, everyone must understand one universal truth about manhood. Though there is a distinction of men who get the privilege and/or burden of being maneaters, there is no such thing as prey as a distinct class, but rather as an inevitable state of being. Afterall, whether you are the scrawny water boy who gets effortlessly gulped down before graduation or the allegedly "apex" predator who's gut has the body count of a small town, the inescapable fact is that we're all made up of the same meat and nutrients. Every man is food, so start living your life like you're on the menu because you best believe you are.

Uhhh, where's Kevin? I haven't seen him since last night and he left his phone on the coffee table . . .

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