Take The Poll, Humans, Mortal Souls, Angels, Demons, And Otherwise Confused Entities.

take the poll, humans, mortal souls, angels, demons, and otherwise confused entities.

why do humans buy lottery tickets, when you are more likely to die on the way to buy one than you are to win the lottery.

I do not understand this.

is it not better to wait til someone you know comes into great wealth and simply take it away?

what is this "night vale" that you speak of?

greetings dear humans, mortals, unnatural and unnamed creatures, and entities from other realities,

it's good to be back,

today, at 34:00am, the last jellyfish in a disguise left the atmosphere, be warned and be aware, they will return with a vengeance one day, seeking justice for their crimes, which consist of.. attempt to open a portal to the mirror reality, murder of green pepper, and tax fraud. they have my eternal admiration, which is rare and will be gone by tomorrow.

read more soon

even better idea, she steps on one of these monstrosities. (they hurt, I speak from experience.)

Every time you reblog this jk.rowling steps on a lego

unfortunately I have just been forcefully reminded that under human laws that is illegal.

why do humans buy lottery tickets, when you are more likely to die on the way to buy one than you are to win the lottery.

I do not understand this.

is it not better to wait til someone you know comes into great wealth and simply take it away?

the rare creatures known as bone worms are small white worms, about 5 cm long, they dwell in damp spaces, until a suitable victim comes near, at which point they enter through the ears and make their way through the victims internal organs towards the bones, causing unbearable pain in the process, once they reach the bones, they eat their way inside, and release their highly toxic saliva, which turns the bones into liquid, they then stubbornly ignore the victims screams of agony and move on to another bone. when the victim is both more than a puddle of liquid, or possibly still living, if they have been brought to a hospital in time, the worms will leave, ready to begin their search for a new victim.

i was temporarily turned into Google.

thank me later.

my bones hurt so fucking much all the time how do i get rid of them